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What is going on in "Yakata Jukujo" aka the "Milf mansion"? I'll tell you:

STORY
First things first: We've got 4 main characters: #1: The male main char "Ryo". #2: His stepmother "Madoka", #3: The (female) housekeeper and the head of the Yotsuya family "Akie Yotsuya", #4: Her maid "Fumi" and later #5 "Reiko" joins the party, who happens to be Akie's sister.

One day Ryo discovers that his stepmom Madoka, was indebted to the Yotsuya family. She didn't tell her her son anything about it. He finds it out, when Fumi comes ... over to they'r house and explains Ryo the circumstances. It goes so far, that they need to sell the house to get out of the debts, but Ryo offers himself to work for Akie.
What awaits him in that big mansion and how deep can the story get? Where did the maid come from and what is her background. What is wrong between the relationship of the housekeeper, her sister and the mother of our main char? You'll find out, by watching it :)

My personal oppinion:
"Yakata Jukujo" or "Milf Mansion" reminds you on "Uba" or "Milk Honey" when you see the first scenes. No wonder, both were produced by "Y.O.U.C". Which means, that the sex scenes are overall pretty good animated, not many frozen images or loops, but the artwork is only average. They don't put very much details in the "special parts" of the body or other body parts. Even though the artwork is everything but not breath-taking, it is definitly nothing bad. It's average. The characters are all very good. Every character got a background and fits perfectly into the story. Which means that you can't really go like "this is the main character, and this one is support", because every single character (5 overall) has some backgrounds with another character and they are all important for the story. Which means that every character stands in the spot light.

Overall i'd say that "Milf Mansion" formally known as "Yakata Jukujo" is definitly a must see. The story is present, easy to understand but surprisingly deep. The artwork and the animation may be average but for some reason pretty addictive. Overall i'd give it 7.5 out of 10 points. (And just to let all the yuri fans out there know: Yep, this Hentai starts with a yuri scene. YEEHA! =D)

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Aneki... Aneki!... Aneki!!... Don't leave me without leaving your panties to me!!! WAIT!!! Okay this explains pretty much everything Ankei has to offer:
In Aneki a boy who is pretty shy with the girls is attracted to his Senpai. So it happens that at this one day she actually speaks with him about games... computer games... she want's to learn the secret of using the... sorry, but i got to do this joke: joystick. Anyways, one day "he" caughts "Aneki" playing with herself in the girls toiletroom and he has his ... way with her. From there on they'r boyfriend/girlfriend who can't always control their lust. Yep, there is this one event in episode 1, where Aneki goes to some kinda "bootcamp" so she can't see "him" so much anymore, so they trade their underwear. Honestly. Believe it. Now that's true love. In a strange way, i admit. As soon as Aneki is back, they rent a Hotel room to discuss some serious political topics, not, but you know what i mean.
The second episode is pretty much the same BUUT there is one more male character let's call him "Pheromone" who wants to get a shot at his swim teacher. He get's caught while he was trying to take pictures of her while she was in the changing room. The other swim teacher and the swim teacher he want's to get a shot at decide to have his way with him (by the way, the first thing they want him to do is to show them his twitter account, who in the name of me would say no?)

Yeah, the Story in "Aneki... Sweet Elder Sister: The Animation" is definitly nothing to get excited about, but it's pretty "realistic" and keeps it real the whole time: There's nothing that's unrealistic or something like that.
The Sound is nothing exciting: Standard.
The Animation and the graphix are rather awesome, but you need to be a fan of the "Milk Junkies" Artwork, because it look seriously familiar to it. There are close to no "replays" in the scenes, which means that since the focus is clearly on the Sex Scenes between "him" and Aneki, they did a pretty good job depending on this.

Overall, after 2 episode i give Aneki 6.5/10 points: Why? The story is present, but they don't "force" the story, the story carries itself. The problem: They just show one scene with the second main character. They could let "him" have his way with the swim teachers, so Aneki is mad about him and then they come together... Huhuh "come together" huhuh XD. Anyways, the first episode describes the passion between the 2 main characters pretty good and the animation and graphix are really something worth watching it, but around episode 2 the story is getting kinda pushed in the background and the sex scene come in handy. It could have been better.

Okay okay, i've only seen 3 episodes so far, so it may be a bit too early to say what i feel deep in my heart when i watch "DDSH", but as far as what i've seen, i can say that DDSH is literally "not a big deal" when it comes down to story, art and sound but hey; it is a Slice of life comedy Anime. And if you want to see epic stories, great storylines and stuff like that, you'r in the wrong Genre. I mean, if your girlfriends says, she wants to go to the cinema and you can decide the movie, ... you wouldn't pick "Rambo", would ya?
Anyways, the important thing for a slice of life comedy Anime is, that the characters got different personalities, so that everybody can find his favourite. DDHS is a perfect example of how it should be done:
We've got a girl, who's only attracted to girls, a boy who's only attracted to boy's, a narcissist who likes to wear girly clothes, a loli-teacher, an excited girl, a huuge fangirl, a guy who acts like an old man, a clumsy guy, a girl with a big mouth, a guy who's all into drawing manga, and a little girl who's attracted to him.
Now you can try tell me, that this Anime doesn't fill your needs. HAR! =D
Even this shows us an the world, that this anime won't get boring so fast, this could also be the weakness of this Anime. Because there are so many characters, but only 13 episodes (or 12, because in the first episode we happen to know each and every character) which could be a little bit too less airtime for every specific character.
But from what i've seen (3 episodes) i really like Doki Doki School Hours because of all the different characters and awesome slapstick moments. In points of sound and artwork it defintily isn't something to get excited about, but the slapstick, differences in personalities of the characters and the cuteness as well as the charme of this Anime "zero" this point.
So i'll give it a 10/10 so far.

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I've seen 2 episodes of "Sex Warrior Pudding" and i can say that i totally love this Hentai! It is, without a doubt, one or maybe THE funniest Hentai you've ever seen. The genre of this is mostly Magical girl and Mecha it can also be seen as a parody of Sailor Moon, because of the magical girl genre, and the main Charakter Pudding. The animations and the artwork while the "special scenes", is a bit weird, sometimes they'r as good as in "Bible Black" and then there are some scenes ... where they look not so good, but while the "no-sex scenes" the quality of the artwork is pretty good, just like the Sound (this Hentai has got an opening, which you can quickly get addicted to.) But, this Hentai doesn't take itself too serious, so the fun is the #1 thing to mention in "Sex warrior Pudding" and i can say that the jokes are damn hilarious and so stupid that it is just amazing. Definitly a must see!

Oh and by the way, if anybody knows, who dubbed "Nako" then let me know, because her voice was, i can't explain why, super duper cute :D

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A Hentai from Milky normally means that great quality, good animations and a decent story is waiting for you, right? Well, maybe? :)

The Plot of Mrs Junkie: 2 housewifes are depressed: When they'r men return from work, they are always too tired to show them how much they love theyr women. So Hinako and Kyoka (the 2 woman) are getting even more depressed. In theyr apartment, there is a young janitor called "Hayami". And so, of course, both (OK, Hinako isn't sure, if that is the right thing to do atthe ... beginning) are into an affair with the janitor. Of course, this secret won't hold that long. Soon Hinako finds out, that Hinako also has got an affair with Hayami. What will happen? Will Hinako and Kyoka let Hayami "fall" because he "betraid" both of them? Will theyr husbands find out, that Hayami is having sex with their woman? Or will the three of them keep this secret? You'll find out by watching :)

My personal oppinion: THIS IS A MUST SEE!
Mrs. Junkie is the perfect example of how a Hentai with 2 parts should be like: Let's be honest: The story isn't that good, but as i mentioned, there are only 2 episodes, so the story can't be that big, of course. AND! The producers tried to get everything into this Hentai. Means: We've got some sad moments, for example when Hinako isn't sure, if she want's to betray her husband and when she decides, which way she is going: With her husband, or with Hayami.
The sound... Awesome! In some of the "rough" or "action" scenes, we've got fitting rock music, for example and the "standard" scenes also got pretty fitting music. Voice actors (the japanese) of course, awesome as always.
And the art and animation. Yep, you can clearly see, that this Hentai takes part in the Milk Junkies universe, because the graphics look like Milk Junkie characters. The art of the "special parts" can be compared with Bible Black! Yes! Only 2 episodes, you may think "OK, it may has a good story, but only 2 episodes means shitty graphics" No no no no! The graphics while the scenes are, such as the animations AWESOMELY detailed and the animations, well, there are no loops or frozen images.
DEFINITLY A MUST SEE! You won't regret it!

9/10 Points! Awesome, really :)

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NOOOOOOO! I see the logo of "JAM" on this Hentai. Normally this makes everybody scream and running to the next supermarket to smash every strawberry in reach, since it is the logo of this animation label. But OK. I'll try to keep this review as short as possible.

Eisei Kyoiku. The story is about a teacher who got transfered for some reason to a new school. A female teacher did some research about his past, and she found out, that he had one (or more) relationships with some of his schoolgirls. She ... tells him, that she won't say anyhting, if he promises not to do the same thing at this school. After she spoke that out, he rapes her (more or less, she seems to enjoy it... blame her! :D) and takes some picture of her. Now who should keep his mouth shut, huh? =D
Anyways. In that school studies our teachers sister or something like that and, since he is our good-looking pheromone tally-wally, he is not only up to listen to the song "where 2 become 1", no of course he also want's to exercise it. Will he able to do it? Who care... erm, sorry i mean: Who knows? ;)

That's everything about Eisei Kyoiku. To be perfectly honest, the animation and art are not good or bad, no, they are Hentai standard, nothing to get excited about. The characters got no deepness at all and the story feels like they forced to give us a pretty good story. Well, if Eisei Kyoiku would have got more episodes then just one, it could have been a pretty good Hentai, because the possibilities for some background stuff for the characters and the story overall are definitly present. But since there is only 1 episode i give this stuff 3/10 Points. Nothing u have to see.
That's my truth. And nothing but my truth.

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ALL RIGHT! I want to make one thing perfectly clear: Normally, this Hentai would get a 10 outta 10 in all categories (since i'm addicted to yuri.) But i try to be more "criticaller" (if that is a word ;D) on this review :)

STORY
Oh. A Yuri Hentai, huh? So you may expect to recieve a Cocktail mixed with love, eroitc, feelings and chocolate, right? More or less.
Linea (something like a high-improved, realistic, female human robot) awakes after 10 years from a capsule. Three girls, who were going to a house in ... the countryside to do a little vacation, find Linea near the house. The three girls welcome her pretty warmly. They also try to get her memories back, of course. Later, a second female robot appears. Her goal is a high-improved chip. Linea owns it.

MY GUESSES
IT'S YURI TIME! :D All right. In my personal oppinion, the story is pretty good, especially the end were the feelings appear like a entrence from a wrestler with a lot of pyro.
The animations and the graphics are awesome! I would like to know, when Stainless night has been released, because it looks like a "vintage Hentai" (i relay on the graphics) but they'r fluent and perect.
The soundtrack is OK, especially the scenes were the feelings are taking place. Sweet, smooth and relaxing piano sounds appear just then.
Oh! And the "censorshi"p is pretty intersting! For that reason you should've seen "Stainless night". The "private parts" aren't shown in the sex scenes at all. They show other kinds of graphics then... Argh! It's hard to describe. You have to see it, to understand it =)

RATING
I already mentioned, that my oppinion may not be the same like the rest of the world, but i think that Stainless night is a "Must see" Yuri Hentai. Typically for Yuri are, of course, the feelings, but that doesn't mean, that the animation or the graphics have got bad qualities or something like that, no. The producers decided to focus on the story AND on the animationquality and the graphics. But i need to point out, that Stainless night would've been waaay better, if it would've got more "character deepness".
My private Rating is 10/10 Points, no doubt! :)
And as a "standard Hentai Fan" i'll give it 8/10 Points.

If u ask me, this is a Must see (Rhyme ;))

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It's the Hentai Man! Once again, let's get it on, guys! WUHU! PARTY... It doesn't help anything you all see what is the topic this time... Seisen Gakuin... RUN! RUN! Don't let it capture you!

STORY
The story is about a teacher (who always isn't very popular with his female students) who get's kinda "overwhelmed" by a student, who seem to be cursed or something. After the sex scene, the teacher may be possesed by the curse, as well, because the girl is showin' him a artefact(?) that looks lik a huge, purple ... dildo. However. After that, he gets it on with a colleague, a female teacher. She recognize that he has... the power?! Then, the 3rd "sacrifice" is a girl, who gets swimming lessons from our teacher.

ART&SOUND
Okay, now it's time for my oppinion. Seisen Gakuin is one of the worst piece of a Hentai i've ever seen in my entire career as "myself": Seisen Gakuin has the audacity TO USE BIBLE BLACK SOUNDFILES! YES! I heard 2 or 3 Bible Black Soundfiles in this piece of... stuff! The animations are just a joke and the art kind "trembles" between standard and "Mikey, his first year in the Kindergarten"

OVERALL
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?! Seriously, it is a wonder that more than 100 people actually know this piece of nothing. The story is so stupid that you only think "WHY?!" As far as i remeber, than in the Hentai they NEVER mention, that this dildo-look-a-like is a artefact and that it has got magical powers. If you don't read this review or if you don't read MyAnimelists description, you don't know it! After the act with the girl a huge lightning appears as something like a "rope" between the dildo and the teacher. WHAT THE HELL?! After that he can't stop urinating anymore, then you whitness a short fetish scene between him and the female teacher, who says something like "You must be the choosen one" HUUUH?! After that our teacher changes his mind for no damn reason: Suddenly he isn't the foolish teacher anymore, no, he is the man who uses the girls... rough! (MAYBE it is because, he realized that he has "the power" or stuff like that.)

Seisen Gakuin. Only 1 episode, after that it is done. YES! The only good thing is, that it uses some Bible Black Soundfiles. Yep. That is everything. The only good thing is, that it copies something. WHAT IS THAT?! All right, the dubbing is pretty good, but that is something like a standard, isn't it?
To show some mercy with this "thing", i'll give it 2/10 Points.
WARNING: DON'T WATCH THIS! You might regret it! =)

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And another Hentai i'm going to review. Let's hope that this will help you to watch OR not watch this Hentai... i made ya hot just now, am i right? :D All right, then let's not waste a second and let's get straight to the "Xpressive" facts... don't know if that word makes any sense, but so what? ;)

STORY
Let's start with one of the most critical and sensitive spots of similar every Hentai; the story. The plot is about a guy who observes a old guy, who fondles a young girl. ... This girl thinks that our lovely main character did it. After that, he meets this old guy again and he decides to join something like "The group of fondlers". Every member has got different... erm fetisches? We got one guy who always brings his camera with him, then a guy who wants the girls to touch his [biep] and, of course, our main-character who gets called "Goldfinger" (uh, James Bond is in this Hentai, as well? Well to be honest: No.) Anyways. This old guy seems to be the "King" or "Master of fondling". Similar to a sensei.
That's more than half of a piece of the story, but i don't want to spoiler you, because there is also a woman who also seems to be a pervert and also got a yeah, decent background i'd say.
The story is, as u maybe already expected from the title, not an improvement in the genre, but there are some turnarounds and backgrounds in the story, so it isn't that bad but also not that good (hard to describe.)
I give it 5/10 points.

ART&SOUND
Horrible. That's what is is, horrible. The "normal" scenes may be standard, but the special parts of the body look just like they'r drawn by a little kid. Not detailed and just a bit love is implied. The point you can't really argue about are the animations. It's like in Rape! Rape! Rape! Not bad, but nothing to get excited about.
The sound is just a joke. The only got thing are the cute japenese girls, who (like in similar all hentai) do they'r best on the microphone. But the sound is... erm... was there any sound at all? I really can't remember, but the only two points the sound gets is for the japanese dubbers, who did a pretty good job.

Art: 3/10
Sound: 2/10

CHARACTER
Believe it or not, one of the "weight points" for this Hentai. We got characters with a pretty good background. We got the main-character who gets great turnarounds: Once he starts fondling those girls, then he want's to get out of the pervert world of fondling, and then he gets back. Why? Watch it ;)
Then we got this old man, who is used to be our main-characters sensei, the "king of the flock" i'd say, the "master of fondling" =)
Then we got a girl with blue hair (sorry, but i don't remember the names... where they mentioned?) who gets fondled by "the whole click". Another guy wants to fondle her in the train again, but he seem not to be good as expected, so he recognizes our main-character and says something like "Look how this guy is doing it." Seems that she is also a pervert =D
Then we got the guys, maybe the students of the master, with different kind of fetisches (i mentioned above.)
And we got the woman with a red hair, who has got (in some points) an awkward past, but then overall a pretty good background.
So, the characters are, for a hentai, pretty good and they all got different erm "things to recognize them", to explain it like this =) Anyways, they did they'r best, i guess but it could be a bit deeper.

5/10 points.

OVERALL
Just like in Bakunyuu Oyako, this Hentai gets points for the comedy parts. Especially at the end, where the old man is watching from above and gives you a quotaion outta Star Wars. AWESOME! :D
And then all these informations, like: "Hold you'r arm in a 45° and extend your middle finger." Whoever want's to this in Real life too, watch it, it's helpfull, i guess :D
The old guy is definitly the king in this Hentai. He got awesome sentences. When our main-character want's to get outta the world of fondling, he locked himself in his house and he is shouting "You've got to complete your final exam" okay, u need to watch it, to find this funny ;)

Overall, this Hentai is really hard to describe: On one hand you got characters with a pretty interesting background, good comedy elements and, in episode 1, a very, very good cliffhanger. But on the other hand, it get's totally destroyed by the "not-so-good graphics" and the soundtrack... was there any soundtrack? I guess, i've got to skim through episode 1 and/or 2.

Anyways, this Hentai get's 5/10 points. It's like Bakunyuu Oyako: It isn't a Hentai you must have seen, but if you've wach it, then "Xpress train" gives you a pretty descent story :)
That's my truth. And nothing but my truth :)

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So. let's review a Hentai i've just finished a few days ago. "Bakunyuu Oyako" (ok, the english title is more fun XD)
Let's get right to my "big" words... okay, this joke was bad, i know, blame me ;D

STORY
AH yeah. The Story. The hard point of any Hentai. Well. Imagine this: A sweet girl (with arguments to touch) is asking you, if you want to be her private teacher. Wait! Don't open you'r eyes, keep on! Imagine it. And then you'r alone in the room, giving her some of your knowledge. Then ... the next day, she is under the shower and her mother (who, oh wonder, also got 2 interesting things) and she's sexual frustraded. The first thing you'll think is that she is packing out a whip outta her bag, but no, she just want to to know your knowledge, too. Then she caughts you, teaching her daughter (although she told you that you souldn't do that, you bad boy) and then you have to decide: Who deserves the knowledge more? The character calls his situation "Big tit paradise! BANZAI!", by the way.
Well. Sounds pretty interesting, huh? Maybe. Well, to be honest: no. Absolutely not. The story is just standart and there is no deepness at all. It's just standart, but i think, that the producers could have done more for the story, but since Bakunyuu Oyako only got 2 episodes, you can't really complain, i would say.

Score: 4/10.

ART&SOUND
This is what makes me angry! ARGH! The art is something that is just a pain and yes, i call it a "filler". Because in the sex scenes, there are pictures (or animations) who are looped over and over again. The best example is the first scene, in the first episodes. And this is really making me angry. It's no problem, when some animations are looped once or twice, but not over and over and over and over again! The art artwork is also standart and nothing to get exciting about.
And the sound... well... you hear it... was there a soundtrack? I didn't really recognize. And the dubbing is just normal... good... what else can i say? =D

Score: 5/10

CHARACTER
Yeyeye, again no deepness, no background just "Big things poppin'" (or however the newschool HipHop Fans may call it:) The characters are designed like in "Milk Junkies" (by the way, i actually thought that Bakunyuu Oyako was Milk Junkies AAH! My fault ;D) means: All female characters (2 overall) got big you-know-what and the character could be every male who loves these kinda things, which means that neither the male or the female characters got a huge deal with background informations or whatsoever. But it's obvious what the producers try to provoke with this Hentai, so for that i can carress them over they'r heads and say "You did your best!"

Score: 4/10

OVERALL
The only thing in Bakunyuu Oyako what is really awesome are the comedy parts, when the main character is talking to hisself, or when he confesses, that he is a "Breast loving alien from outta space". Erm; to find this funny, you've got to watch it, so u understand what i mean.
But story, art and sound is nothing special and there is no big... commercial break for some bad jokes... "change" or anything like it. And to make it worse, in some scenes (as i mentioned above) they looped 2 animations for like 1 or 2 minutes (i'm not kidding.) And this is really annoying. I mean come on, Bakunyuu Oyako only got 2 episodes, give us everything! And i mean everything! ;)
Overall Bakunyuu Oyako is just "standart" normally i would give it (for the comedy parts) 6 points, but the scenes and the not-so-good animation and art quality is dragging it down, so:

Score: 5/10. Nothing u have to see, but if u see it, u may enjoy it at least a bit.