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Jan 15, 2018 11:47 AM
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When has one mastered the art of a weaboo/Otaku?

Well Anime in genral?

When can one teach others your ways?

Near is far superior to you!

Jan 15, 2018 11:51 AM
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When you finish all Anime Kata's required for black anime belt.
Jan 15, 2018 11:53 AM
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please stop inflating Otaku (passionate fan) and weeaboo (person who glorifies everything from japan and is basically delusional). That's one of the most retarded trends of recent times.
I probably regret this post by now.
Jan 15, 2018 11:55 AM
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I don't think I want to master the way of the Weeaboo/Otaku.
woah there
Jan 15, 2018 11:58 AM
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Don't be Logan Paul. If you can do that, You're one step closer
Jan 15, 2018 11:58 AM
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When you learn the real definition of otaku and weeaboo.
Please learn about cel animation and its technical process.
Learn how special effects and backlighting were done without computers.

Jan 15, 2018 12:02 PM
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When your total number of days watched exceeds @spacecowboy
Jan 15, 2018 12:05 PM
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-Spades- said:
When your total number of days watched exceeds @spacecowboy
was just about to comment that xd
lol
Jan 15, 2018 12:06 PM
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I tihnk the real question here is how you managed to spell "yourself" as "youré self".
Jan 15, 2018 12:14 PM

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CondemneDio said:
I tihnk the real question here is how you managed to spell "yourself" as "youré self".

Because he does not have a black belt in English.
Jan 15, 2018 12:14 PM

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CondemneDio said:
I tihnk the real question here is how you managed to spell "yourself" as "youré self".


that's easy. by using ´ instead of ' it turns the next letter into é or á or ó if it's a vowel.
Only question is where the space came from :>.
I probably regret this post by now.
Jan 15, 2018 12:23 PM

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you develop better taste then me which is impossible, i win.
Edward Elric > your waifu

Jan 15, 2018 12:27 PM

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when you buy body pillows obviously.


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les pensées des nuits blanches"


Jan 15, 2018 12:28 PM
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Once you have watched 1,000 anime, you have officially sunken into the depths of filthy weaboo hell.
Jan 15, 2018 1:22 PM
Voltekka!

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-Spades- said:
When your total number of days watched exceeds @spacecowboy

There 's no way that guy watched that much anime.
Jan 15, 2018 1:32 PM
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You have to ascend time, space and degeneracy to obtain such a gorgeous item.
Jan 15, 2018 3:09 PM

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You obtain resiliency to 3D woman and buy a dakimakura and sleep with it and proceed to fuck it.



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Jan 15, 2018 3:22 PM
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When you buy this shirt:


This Pillow:


And this Toaster:

Jan 15, 2018 5:50 PM

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StrangerMist said:
-Spades- said:
When your total number of days watched exceeds @spacecowboy

There 's no way that guy watched that much anime.


@lanblade is the generally confirmed user with the most verifiable watched anime on this site.



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Jan 15, 2018 8:57 PM

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When someone calls themselves a black belt in watching anime smh
Jan 15, 2018 8:57 PM

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yikes                                                      
Jan 15, 2018 9:06 PM

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Idk but this kind of thread are making me think I'm wasting my best years in this place .

Jan 16, 2018 3:48 AM

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Jare4lopez said:
Idk but this kind of thread are making me think I'm wasting my best years in this place .



I'm sure this is better than wasting time in society.

After all were all human
Near is far superior to you!

Jan 16, 2018 3:52 AM

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I think you need to get youré self a black belt in English first
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@Comic_Sans oh no y arnt ppl dieing i need more ppl dieing rly gud plot avansement jus liek tokyo ghoul if erbudy dies amirite
Conversations with people pinging/quoting me to argue about some old post I wrote years ago will not be entertained
Jan 16, 2018 3:58 AM
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Johan said:
StrangerMist said:

There 's no way that guy watched that much anime.


@lanblade is the generally confirmed user with the most verifiable watched anime on this site.

The real question is, how is it possible to have 630 anime in the currently watch-list. How...?
Jan 16, 2018 4:00 AM

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I don't believe in being "a true weeb" or "a true otaku" and that you have something to "prove". Just watch anime and have a good time.

With that attitude you'll see lots of anime and become knowledgeable in it without begging for people's attention and be "amazed" by how much anime you've watched. It really doesn't mean anything if you put others down for not being "on your level". Snobbish attitude and acting all mighty is really annoying.

But that doesn't mean you can't criticize bad anime and have good taste. You just don't have to be a douchebag about it.
If you're an "elitist" for the lulz and memes it's something else. You gotta be funny for that to work tho.
Jan 16, 2018 4:04 AM

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Maneki-Mew said:
Johan said:


@lanblade is the generally confirmed user with the most verifiable watched anime on this site.

The real question is, how is it possible to have 630 anime in the currently watch-list. How...?


That's because MAL's database is fucked up and doesnt move the majority of their shit to completed. Even i have shit on hold that hasn't aired a single episode since 2010.

Also there probably is several hundred current ongoing series lol including ONA, OVA, etc



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Jan 16, 2018 4:04 AM

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You can only earn a black belt in watching anime by a strict and rigorous training.

YOU musn't interact with members of the opposite sex.
Hell, YOU musn't interact with people at all.
The OUTSIDE must be your sworn enemy to defeat. It is the one that will lead you astray to your path to getting that black belt. You must only go outside for sustenance or if possible you must get other people to get that for you.
YOU must also give up all hobbies and devote yourself to anime.

Only then you can get it.




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Jan 16, 2018 4:05 AM

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When one wears a black belt whilst watching anime, I suppose.
Jan 16, 2018 4:08 AM

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I think not being insecure about the number of anime you've watched would be a good start. It's the kind of thing people who have insufficient anime examples to expand on their taste worry about.

The answer is "however many anime it takes for you to discover your preferences". Though that's assuming you haven't already found it before getting to anime.
I'm not a lolicon, you're just projecting your tendency to lewd 2D characters.

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Been a long time since I've been here, I'll continue expressing myself freely and believe everyone should too.
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Jan 16, 2018 7:34 PM

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-Spades- said:
When your total number of days watched exceeds @spacecowboy

Damn.........I mean............DAMN!!! Does this guy have no life, or is he, like, rich and can afford the time to sit around and watch all of that?
GEEZ!
I like to live every day like it's my last.....and by that, I mean lying in a puddle of my own urine, calling for the nurse to bring me more pudding.
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