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You know why I enjoyed the oreimo s1 specials more than both seasons combined?

Because there was no fucking kirino.

Hmm... Seems like we rate some things in similar ways.

I just hope that your PTW list doesn't become as big as mine!

Nice to meet ya. ^^

Uhhh I hate it when people restart conversations from many months ago since I don't even remember the context or what we were talking about >.>

> since I actually read (or read, I have less time than i used to) a lot, and have read all kinds of shitty books, and populist books as well as timeless classics.

Well that was just an assumption I made based on the fact that your writing skill is not that good in my personal opinion and most people who read a lot of books tend to have pretty good writing skills or maybe I'm just generalizing here.It also comes from the fact that you think that S.A.O. has well written characters or romance.You might read books ,but you might not necessarily read good books hell you could be reading books that are equal to the quality that of the S.A.O. light novel which is almost zero to be honest.If you only read books like that they are not going to give you a better outlook on things to be honest.If you eat crap all the time after a while you get used to it and might even find it good ,just like how if you only eat godtier food all the time you will become unable to eat otherwise edible and okay food so you should eat both good and normal food to keep a balance of things.Honestly if you never seen an anime that you hated you wouldn't really be able to appreciate the ones you like.

>The reason i never bothered reading your text (which, by the way, you described as 'a wall of text', which kind of implies that it's pretty darn big) is because it was far longer than my attention span could be dragged out on this here subject,

This is also one of the reasons why I thought you didn't read books ,because people who do can read these texts just fine in a span of only a few minutes.Also I wouldn't even call it big I call it wall of text because it covers the whole screen so it's sort of like a wall ,but its an only 2000-3000 word text which is not long by my definition it would need to be atleast 40000 words long to be considered long.

>whether or not SAO sucks, since I really care very little about whether or not it's bad.

This proves that you are not acting or thinking like a critic which is where you made the error in the first place.By making a review you automatically assume the role of a critic whether you like it or not.By failing to do this you fail to make a good review in the first place since that requires critical thinking and knowing to differantate subjective from objective.

>I would still recomend people watch it. Sorry, that's just how it is.

Don't worry I would recommend it as well because it is a great example of how the masses can overhype even the shittiest series.

>Kirito, though maybe occasionally dull, seems to have motivations throughout the series, first seeking to get out to be reunited with his family, then ever so powerfully pulled by love for Asuna.

Except that's a generic motivation pretty much probably 9 out of 10 people would have the same motivation as that if they were stuck in aincrad. Also even if that's goal he hardly does anything for it most of the time he gets lazy around all the time instead of actually rallying people and forming a strong guild by himself that could clear the dungeons nah instead he just lazes back most of the time like when he was with that low level guild even though he was high level or when they were fishing with asuna instead of actually doing useful stuff. Kirito has 0 to none motivation and just pretty much goes along with the flow of things instead of trying to take control of the said flow.

Not to mention the fact that Kirito is a self insert character.Which means that he was designed in such way as to not have any actual character only generic traits like.
-He is a gamer check(the audience of this show is 90% gamers)
-He is a teenager male(most of the audience is this)
-He is also pretty emo and edgy(many in the audience are also this)
-Escapes reality by playing video games(check)
-An Average boy ,but is able to pull of extreme things in dire situations(What otakus think of themselves)
-Tons of Chicks flow to him and fall in love with him for virtually no reason(What otakus think love is like and what they want)

See everything in Kirito was designed in such a way that the majority of the audience is able to imagine themselves as Kirito and self insert into the story increasing their overall enjoyement of the story by the escapism from reality effect(They start to feel like they are a part of this world and it's adventures) and that is the purpose of main characters like this nothing more.

>Asuna, though, not so much is said about her background. A good thing, too, i bet it was really, really boring, a rich man's daughter's life is always filled with nothing.

The real reason Asuna has no real background is because it's easier to change and form the character however you please since there are no set things to the character a.k.a. a past.This is a cheap tool writers tend to use since by not establishing the background story of a character you can pull of any kinds of bullshit with ease.Like for example they could have totally introduced Asuna as a player killing pychopath in an episode then suddenly switch her to a kind and caring girl who wouldn't hurt a fly since we don't know shit about Asunas past therefore we don't if she wasn't some serial killer with multiple personality disorder.This is one of the reasons why not establishing a backstory is generally considered to be a bad thing.Also they did exactly like what I said in the first episode she was introduced as a badass independent female warrior who could fight alongside Kirito then in the later episodes she was reduced to simply Kirito's waifu who also acted like a cliché tsundere character now.This was also done to increase the amount of self insert in the story since otakus tend to fantasize about subjugating strong women and making them their bitches.

>But then there are characters like the low level girl Kirito falls in love with in the early episodes who dies, or the blacksmith, or Egil or Klein, who all seem, to me, still, like characters with a little bit more development to them than other secondary characters.

See in sword art online the only character who actually matter is Kirito since it's a self insert story so every other character exist for the sole purpose of either making Kirito stand out and seem even more badass or to be killed and conquered by him.
Klein was only there in the show to have a contrast between a total newbie and a beta tester that both started at the same time.Also he also serves the same purpose as to make Kirito look cool by showing off how Kirito can teach Klein and helps him out all the time.

>I don't care what you think, the romance in this is rather well done.

I do not care what you think either because it is a fact that the romance is horribly done and forced anyone who can analyze a work can tell this not to mention even the author said that he hates how it turned out.

>Better than in some shows like, say Bleach, where nothing feels human.

Of course Bleach has no romance it's a battle shönen show those tend ignore and kind of romantic development or interest in the first place.Like just like how in Naruto Hinata confesses her love towards him during the pain arc ,then later no one seems to care or even remember it happened simply because it's a shönen show.Also shönen shows are not supposed to feel human.
Because they are all about magical adventures and battles that wouldn't be able to happen in real life.If you go into a shönen show excepting some ultra realistic drama and fights then you are watching them with the wrong mindset in the fist place.

>It seems like most shows i watch, the girl falls for the guy either because a: he's really, really powerful or b: he's a kind, sweet-hearted guy. Not what happens in real life. not what happens in SAO.

Except it's even worse than S.A.O. since she just sorta randomly falls in love with Kirito without any real foreshadowing or explanation at all it just the usual haremshit bullshit where a shitload of girls throw their bodies at the main protagonist for virtually no reason. Also falling in love with someone who is powerful make sense and happens in real life in case you didn't know since girls are more likely to go out with someone in good phychical condition or athetlic ability rather than some fat slob who never does anything.Also it doesn't even have to be pychical power women also tend to go after anyone who has the power of money,Also since when does falling in love with a kind hearted guy a non real thing?If someone is kind to you all the time you are more likely to become attached to them and even fall in love with them.

>I still see emotional links forming themselves early on in the show that seem to me like they could, without much extra work, bloom to full blown, unknowing teenaged love.

Except this is a complete shit portrayal of teenage love since teenage love only last a several months at best and only days at worst.The average teenagers constantly switch partners and don't stay with a single person for long to be honest.Also the majority of them would never even think about something like marriage especially not the guys ,though it's fine since it's not like it was an actual marriage in S.A.O. ,but the whole thing felt stupid.
Also what lol emotional links forming?Did you even watch the show.One episode Asuna is completely indifferent towards Kirito then she is tsun with him then she falls in love with him all of a sudden without any explanation or foreshadowing so I ask where is this "forming" part you are talking about?

> I enjoy OP characters since they're something that do not exist in western media

Don't make me laugh they have probably even more op character than japan.
Superman
The Flash
Green Lantern
The Fantasitc Four
The Hulk
Insert every other comic book character here
Insert every random omnipotent god character from random blockbuster films here
How about Jesus
Buddha
Karna
Achilles
Hercules
or even Perseus
Old gods from the cthulhu mythos and other horrible beings

Western Media is full of over powered characters just because you don't read those kind of things or watch them doesn't mean they don't exist.Also Kirito is not even overpowered he has plot armor made out of gundanium.Which real overpowered characters don't need because their overpoweredness can pull them most situations , all Kirito has is the shitty writing in the story and the constant use of Deus Ex Machinas.

>even if it's mostly just neon lights flashing across the screen. I enjoy a good romance, I enjoy a tale of struggle for survival, bref I enjoyed SAO.

Once again you fail to think like a Critic.Personal enjoyement is completely irrelevant to the matter whether a show is good or bad since it's subjective therefore it depends the persons opinions,viewpoints and tastes so you can't measure the worth of a show based on this.Hell I myself enjoyed S.A.O. as well since I'm overally easy to entertain ,but I still think it's a shit show because I know how to think critically.I explain it simply you can enjoy watching train wrecks because they are entertaining ,but that doesn't change the fact that train wrecks are horrible catastrophes where many people lost their lives.

Also if you still think S.A.O. romance is good go give these shows a try.I do not gurantee that they are good shows or even romance shows ,but they should give you a different outlook on things and expand your opinions.
-Ef a Tale of Melodies
-Ef a Tale of Memories
-Kimi Ga Nozomu Eien
-Fate/Stay Night
-Kara No Kyoukai
-Casshern Sins
-Ergo Proxy

"hardly find" is not equal to "can't find at all"
Also shingeki is not really amazing to be sincere... I found it simply good.

Nono man... You no get it. You explained shit.
By this I mean that your 'explanation' counts as nothing before me because it is extremely full of bias and level nonsense arguments... So I'll stomp you for liking a bad show.
Reason? Because you lame people tell the industry what to create. So I'll at least stomp you, because I hardly find good anime in latest seasons.

So... To sum it up...

If you want to show your opinion to the world, you must be able to protect it. You have to right to simply state "I have the right to have my opinion" in the case you show it to a community. I will not ALLOW it. It MUST not be ALLOWED. THIS is a blasphemy against our GOD. Once you want to share your opinion and you want it acknowledged (writting a review implies that), then you must be ready to protect it. It is FORBIDDEN to use your subjective point of view as a mean to protect your OPINION. The allowed means are the generally accepted rules concerning story (originality, message, pacing, presence (or not) of plot twists, asspulls, cheap moves like Deux Ex Machina), characters (originality, proper development, how well-written they are, contribution to the story) and execution of the work.
As long as you don't follow the proper procedure, your opinion shall be trampled upon. People like us reserve this right.
The best thing you can do is either grow up out of fanboyism (and trust me, we're able to listen if you really can present a proper explanation of your opinion) or simply keep your opinions for yourself.

Well you are really one pathetic person who can't even read a text short as this I wonder how a person like you reads books oh wait I bet you don't read them at all because then you would actually realize how badly written S.A.O. is.
Also don't think i wasted any time with this message or my last one these messages only take me 1-2 minutes to write at max which is a meaningless amount to me.

Also I don't try to prevent you from watching shows as S.A.O. I just want prevent you having the wrong ideas about it thinking that its something unique and great.I watch shit shows myself just so I can have an opinion about them and talk about it.I present you the current situation for you to understand why I'm doing what I'm doing.Imagine if some person likes to talk about about space and its mechanics all the time like he actually understand its while he is saying bullshit like that the universe revolves around the sun and that sun is not even a star just that the sun is the sun.Wouldn't you try to correct that person when you clearly know what he is saying is bullshit and wrong and he actually believes it?I know I would.I'ts like when you see some guy using a chainsaw for the first time ,but he is doing it completely wrong people would warn him that he is doing it wrong before he harms himself.

The main problem is not even that you have the wrong thoughts ,but that you even try to share these wrong thoughts with the people because you think they are the absolute truth and right and you end up making reviews.Reviews are also not "state my opinion here"as many people like you would like to think.Why do you think your review has got such negative score?Mainly because its shit that isn't even worth to be called a review its just your random opinion that no one gives a fuck about when they wanted to read an actual review.

"A review is an evaluation of a publication, product, service, or company such as a movie (a movie review), video game, musical composition (music review of a composition or recording), book (book review); a piece of hardware like a car, home appliance, or computer; or an event or performance, such as a live music concert, play, musical theater show, or dance show". Reviews have to include OBJECTIVE facts and statements while talking about the show in a view that doesn't sound biased in anyway and only 5% part of the reviews should be the actual opinion of reviews a.k.a. if he actually liked it or not or if it worked for him or not.The main purpose of reviews is to help the reader to decide whether to try it or not without actually telling the reader to so.

I explain with the following example what people like you are like:Imagine you have been working in any proffesion for over 10 years atleast you are not the best of your proffession ,but you are fairly good at it due to years of experience then your bosses hire some random teenager to be your new co-worker this person acts like he knows all the thing about the craft and has a general cocky attitude while he is obviously bad at it and wrong and after days and days of working with him and he still not changing or getting better or you start to get pissed of at him.

Also since you are technically showing your motherfucking opinions with what you are calling a "review" it is your motherfucking duty to atleast read the comments that people have posted on your review.You posted crap on the site its your responsibility though its gonna be removed anyway since its such a shitty review.

Seriously people are like you who read books for the first time and you finish your first series and you start proclaiming to the world that OMG TEH HERRY POTTA IS THE BEST BOOK EVER GO READ IT seriously you just sound this retarded.It is your fucking opinion ,but your opinion makes you look like a retard to be honest and if you don't want people to keep thinking you are a retard you should probably do something about it.

>The only reason you think S.A.O. is good because you haven't watched enough anime to realize how bad it truly is for newbies like you everything anime has to offer seems interesting and epic while they are actually not.When you get to 100-150 anime you will hopefully realize that many anime you like now are actually shit.

I wrote this wall of text on another S.A.O. review but its also relevant here so I copy paste it.Some sentences might not make sense though since I wrote this to another person not you.

Except it's tottaly as horrible as people say it is.The only thing Sword Art Online has its going for is personal Enjoyement Factor,Music,and Art style but all of these 3 are based on the viewers personal preferences.

To elaborate something that you might enjoy watching might other people find boring.Something you think looks nice and artsy other people might find that bland and boring.And everyone has a different musical taste so its pointless to argue about that.

Take all these 3 away and Sword Art Online has nothing positive for it so its Objectively a shit anime.

Yes the story is nothing original/nothing we haven't seen before despite what the fanboys claim it to be.It would be ridiclious to call S.A.O.'s plot solid when it contanstly does 2 year and monthly time skips every damn episode without a damn hint of foreshadowing or reason for it basically the author just says:Stuff happened while 2 years have passed and thats about it.And this pretty much wrecks the plot pacing to anything but solid.Not to even mention that the anime fucking switches from fast paced action adventure to boring and random ass C.S.I. investigation to even more slow and boring dull slice of life romance episodes.(They even had a fishing episode for gods sake which is basically just filler since it has nothing relevant to the plot as a whole not to mention it was bad as fuck).

Except those plot holes tottaly do destroy the anime the whole anime is in fact a giant gaping plothole to be honest.

-How did the Nervegear get past the safety regulations in the first place if it can kill its wearers don't tell me no one ever tested this thing when its sold worldwide safety regulations aren't that lax.

-How did Kayaba devise his plan in the first place since it would have been almost impossible to not be noticed since it would be technically impossible to not be noticed by the games programmers and its makers unless Kayaba made the game alone or had accomplices.

-What was Kayabas original goal in the first place with trapping this man people in a virtual mmo they never really explained it they just sorta killed him off.Also Kirito seem to have blatantly forgiven him in the end even though his actions have led to this many peoples death and he acts like he is some old pal/rival with him for no reason whatsoever.

-Why did Kirito get a special talent in the game in the first place when no other regular player got one?

-What the fuck was the goverment doing in those 2 years of timeskip didnt they ever try to stop kayabas plan and if they did why couldn't they why has no one tried to hack sword art online?They really should have showed some scenes from in real life to see how shit is going on the other side.

They didnt even show it how those people were taken care of in the real world so they don't die even though i know its explained in the novels but the anime didn't.

-How the fuck did Kirito advance alone faster than whole guilds together?Any person who has ever played any mmos including myself can tell you that even if you already know everything to where to go and all the shortcuts what quest give the most xp and etc. it is still faster and more advantageous to level up and progress with a guild.

-What happens with people who wake after the came nothing was shown about it just a timeskip that showed that established a special school for them i doubt all of them could remain mentally sane or without any consequences and just get back to normal life that.

-How the fuck did Fairy King Oberon(Dont even remember his real name because he was that forgettable)manage to keep a few players locked in coma and then transfer them to his own game without anybody every noticing anything?

-Why the fuck did Kirito retain his skills from Sword Art Online when he started Alfheim Online just saying that Alfheim online was based off on S.A.O. doesn't explain it.And how in the hell didn't admins notice such irregurality in the first place?

-Why the fuck is Kirito seemingly able to do nigh-impossible things in the game just with the sheer power of will?Games don't work like that.(Referring to the fact that he was dead in game terms and he still just went and cut up Kayaba winning the game hell now that i think about it why did killing 'Kayaba' clear the game wasn't the game only supposed to end when the game's final floor was reached and cleared does that man Kayaba would have been the final boss or what?)

These are all the plotholes I could think off my head but there are many more.

No Kirito is not the stereotypical Shönen Protagonist.Kirito is the stereotypical gary-stu protagonist with wish-fullfilment elements that allow the audience to imagine themselves as Kirito and self-insert.His character is blatantly stupid and overpowered for no reason.
-His character personality constantly switched between an Emo-Teenager and a Badass sword fighter randomly.
-He has a hax ability that no one else in the game has a.k.a. dual wielding for no reason and can be only be defeated by ppl who have similar hax skills a.k.a. Kayaba.
-He can just randomly hack a completly unrelated game to sword art online just because he is fucking Kirito
-He can still move and stab even after his hp is reduced to 0 just because he is motherfucking Kirito.
-He can solo instance bossed in an almost 1v1 fight just because he is Kirito(I know this also happens in actual irl mmos but anybody who did those knows actual preparation is needed which Kirito didn't have)
-All the women he mets falls for him for virtually no reason besides that he is Kirito
-Most of the drama actually comes from his stupid and naive actions(A.k.a. hiding his actual level and etc.)

I could go one but i stop now.
If you really wan't to argue that the average shönen protagonist are similar to Kirito then feel free to tell me so and i will gladly explain why it is not so.

Lets talk about the other characters then even though they matter little since this whole anime is about Kirito and self Inserting but whatever.

The girls are just there so Kirito can collect them to his harem most of them only appear for 1 episode and a little scene in the end so most of them have little to no purpose.

Asuna seemed mysterious and interesting in the beginning though she had potentional the author decided to ruin her by making her Kiritos waifu and love interesting turning her into a generic modern tsundere(only classic tsunderes are good).And she basically severs no purpose aside from being Kiritos main driving point and cause for actions in season 2.

There was Klein in the beginning who seemed like he will become an important character but nope only Kirito matters in this show that left Klein with little to no apperances so there is not much to talk about him either.

Then there is Suguha who is just another girl who happens to be Kiritos family member and his ally in Alfheim Online who also wants his cock for no reason.There isn't much to her either she is just there for the fanservice same like every girl in this series.

Then there is Yui an ingame program that was supposed to counsel the players menstal stability but was banned by Kayaba for some reason that was never revealed and eventually received some errors that it became self aware and later became Kiritos and Asuanas adopted daughter(*laughs internally).She is basically just one big convinient excuse of DEUS ex FUCKING MACHINA that the author can summon whenever he wants there is really not much else to her.

There are also hoards of minor supporting characters that appeared just so they can be convinient plot devices like yui but serve even lesser roles so they are not even worth mentioning.

Then there is Kayaba the first seasons villain who for some reason trapped hundred of players in the game and was actively clearing the game among them with a hax ability like kirito.Seriously like nothing is fucking clear about him author never explain anything about him in any of his books even though there are so manny godamn sao novels already.He is just basically just a big obstacle for Kirito to clear and has literraly no character of his own aside from being a generic cliché villain.

The second seasons villain whose name i can't even remember because he was even more forgettable and generic than Kayaba was also just another generic obstacle villain for Kirito nothing else and nobody will remember him after a few weeks or months.

See?Sword Art Online has only one character that actually matters who is Kirito and that one damn character is one of the worst i seen in anime and light novel history 0/10 material.

And i also need to talk about how Season 2 destroyed every little bit of drama season 1 had(A.k.a. people die if they are killed)by turning it into an actual regular mmo leaving me with the feel that im just watching some guys who are just taking some shitty mmo with fairyes way too seriously.Season 2 pretty much destroyed the entire premise of the first season i won't even talk about how much horrible it is compared to the already shitty season 1.If S.A.O. would have been only one season i might have given it a score of 2 instead of 1.

See aside from personal enjoyement,art,music this show literraly has only shit.And why doesnt having personal enjoyement,art,music makes it good?Because entertainment,musical and art taste are subjective and differ by person so you can really value a series worth based on it.

Actual good shows have something even if you strip these 3 off it.Like i honestly didn't enjoy watching Evangelion im not one person who is into giant robot battles.But i could still appreciate the capturing story many interesting ideas and tons of symbolism that is there in it and actually well developed characters unlike S.A.O. which has nothing in that department.

I love how even the Author of S.A.O. said that what he has written is bad and apologized for it and the fans are still defending it like it some masterpiece its just laughable.

So why do people like this show?I explain:

-Entire self insert/wish fullfilment scenario and protagonist Seriously who didn't dream of being inside a game and living there acting like the hero and shit?Its kinda everyones fantasy so it makes really easy to imagine themselves as Kirito and fantasize about it.

-I'ts one of the few shows that directly appeals to the demography of gamers which invited in a lot of the audience even before it started airing considering how much this show was hyped.Yes gamers basically wanted to see a 'good' gaming anime and S.A.O. fullfilled their wishes since the .HACK series which has the same premise as S.A.O. cant fullfill their fantasies since its way too mature and serious for gamers.If you look most of the S.A.O. fanbase is made of these gamers.

-3rd reason S.A.O. is what I personnaly called 'Pew Pew' Anime:Pew Pew animes have usually:
-Great premises that draws the audience in
-Great Animation and Art
-Great Soundtracks and Voice Actors
-Lots of Action scenes
-(While actually being a really generic story that has no depth and character development whatsoever once you look behind the surface)
-They usually decrease the production quality after the first few episodes once the audience has been drawn in to save money.

And men Pew Pew animes fucking sell it really shows that all you need to do to entertain the audience is a good cast,visuals,action and animation and it actually sadly works because most anime fans are this simple minded.Which explains why other pew pew animes are also succesful not just S.A.O.(other pew pew animes include:Guilty Crown,Black Lagoon,Ao no Exorcistt etc some are less worse than others)

With this i conclude my wall of text of doom:

S.A.O. is one of the worst animes of our decade that doesn't deserve any of its popularity and fame and should never be rated higher than 1.

The end.

You misunderstood me a little bit. Yes, I agree that it is impossible to argue about enjoyment and get 'an absolute truth' as you say. But when it comes to story and characters we can easily create a more or less objective rating system. This is what is required from a reviewer. By these standards (system as I said above) I can absolutely state that SAO fails miserably.
Heck, even the author himself admitted it (that the LN is really bad) and he's not responsable for people liking it.

And this approach makes you a limited person. You refuse to see the truth because of your personal enjoyment and the arguments you brought back are pretty lame, but I won't lose any time arguing on this topic because it is mostly useless.
If you think not changing your opinion is good then you're wrong. Imagine yourself living in middle ages and someone telling you the Earth is round... You're ignorantly trying to prove that it is not.

Also that part with Jesus... you went so lame... even a kid could say what I mean by that and you're going ignorant mode on me.

Story:
-> Insanely huge ammount of plotholes (unexplained things like Kirito in 2nd arc turning into a monster... How? Why? Wtf? I can list more ofc)
-> Not intense at all mostly because of Kirito being super mega allpwnable badass. The bosses in a game that is supposed to be multiplayer insanely hard are raped by one player.
->Screw this. They didn't even tell why the villain (part 1) trapped all the people inside... What was the damn point of all this show?
->Huge ammount (for a 24ep anime) of filler episodes, not to mention the time skips.
->Overused (LIKE TOTALLY OVERUSED) willpower sequences. Yeye... Kirito is the Jesus of online gaming, who cares about logic

Characters:
->Plain and boring. Kirito=Jesus, Asuna=his bitch (tho she looks soooo cool at begining and you ofc fail to notice that later she becomes like a puppet aka a mere plot element), all others irrelevant.
->Pantyshots, slut poses and censored tetacle rape of almost every female character. Ye... Porn sells.

Art and Music is nothing to complain too much about, but you can't make a show based only on these two (at least you shouldn't... all the fanboys disagree)

P.S.: Don't take this all as an insult, but you should have a little bit more critic view if you want to write reviews.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8_EgFNCkhw&list=PLOVs6w3Eu5pnmTEybwfY4ZBFSKPEqaMXS&index=1
here, for everything I didn't mention (quite a lot btw) this guy did it... a bit harsh but he's right on 80% of his points.

I almost cried on that SAO review... If you really mean what you wrote there... then I have reaaaally bad news for you.
You either didn't develop a taste yet (tho you're 18 for fks sake) or your taste is soooooo shate.

I definitely encourage it. The reviews are your opinion about the anime, and to encourage other people to watch them. Plus its a great way to talk about them and voice your opinion. Just don't write a review over an anime you didn't like, otherwise it's considered hating.

You did a good job with the Zero no tsukaima review. I had no idea the language was French. Though that should be obvious from the names. You should have focused a bit more on the romance between Louis and Saito, since that does actually act as a main driving force. You should also focus a little bit more on that season, rather than the series as a whole. Still, it is a very accurate review.