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and haruhi fujioki was an agender bisexual before it was cool
we all got stuff
i was a biracial native hawaiian homo before it was cool..
let me know if that gets cool but i think it is, i see black people talking about how oppressed native hawaiians are, so it's pretty cool "hip" among the "youths"

gets home from work
husband is there, already made a mocha cream for me, tea and has started cooking
i go upstairs to take clothes off and he comes with so we can talk about the day
i'm obviously tired so he says why don't i just suck you off for now then you can rest for a bit, and then come up and tell you when your foods ready
~stuff~ and comes up to tell me foods done and i feel way happier now
"oh by the way i also made you ice cream because you said you liked the coffee one and wished you bought it for yourself so i tried at it" winds up being even better
lays on him and he stokes my hair and its so relaxing
he gets up and gets my cream he made and we sit and cuddle
he tells me he loves me and doesn't know what he'd do without me and i'm there like

goodnight soul mate

i love you 😍

and i don't mind controlling you but i'll let you control yourself but if you ever need me to i'll start but i trust you.
if i did i wouldn't abuse it either, since that's not normal. someone else abusing you isn't normal, you abusing yourself isn't either.
everybody gotta unlearn shit all the time and they do it, we're adaptable.
if you can't do it no one can.
you're the smartest person i know and you've improved my life and self for the better.
you can do it for yourself too.
you're a naturally wise and healing person and you deserve the world, always did, always will, since you were born, and every day you will after.
i can't wait till you know that.

when you come home from work and your husband has made you morrocan tea, cookies, a blanket fort, set up vids for us to watch and dry cleaned a comfy hoodie that i can be warm in for when i get home

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the homos stole all the colors and the heteros won't rest until they've made us pay for it

get here and kiss me mother fuck

"you don't seem gay"
"well you're not watching me suck a dick right this second, i seem pretty gay when i do that"

i don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger

hey i know the restaurants full but we need to be seated immediately
done and done let me pull the table out of my ass

great invention mr carver
but the name
what's wrong the sticky nut juice?
everything.. every fucking thing

hey uh you want a jacket
excuse me i only jacket when i'm alone
uhhhuh excuse me?

no off topic questions
because i don't want to
no
permission denied
that's an off topics question
you have been stopped

hi~
check out this flower, very beautiful
look
i'm in the sea!
make a wish!
good luck!

not to be racist or anything but i LOVE goat cheese
that's... not even racist
i SAAID I WASN'T BEING RACIST

guys its official i'm getting a promotion!-
i'm getting ready to do something too
i'm running for president.
...cool, hillary

*song plays* i knew you were trouble when you walked iiiin
...oh cuz i'm black haha cool

this bitch called me ugly i said bitch where she says under all that make-up i says *rubs face* bitch where

i eat cheerios because they're heart healthy, and my heart has been severely damaged.....so john if you're out there

did you wash the dishes
i...thought you wanted to do that
(irritated giggle) you were wrong!

we've all heard the expression "shit or get off the pot", but what if there were a third option? hi, welcome to a really weird seminar

> clicked on a forum about fudanshi / fujoshi
> people trying to figure out why those people are seen with such hostility in the anime community
> mostly boring responses but maybe not wrong idk when the last time i thought about that is
> person with a hisoka (that hisoka) icon
> makes a comment about how it makes sense since gay porn is unnatural and gross
> i repeat, hisoka icon
> an actual hisoka icon, the clown from hunter x hunter, yeah
> op said it was the dumbest comment they'd received in anything 👌
> i'm at the screen anyway
>

i googled cool lion





it was good
you're welcome