Professional cat petter and affectionist. Top tier belly rubber. Masters in chin scritches with an emphasis in paw massages. Bachelors in snuggling with a minor in litter box maintenance.
Metal music listener. Economist in training. Wannabe beer chugger. Nap lover. Mediocre chef. Trivia night's least valuable player. Rock-Paper-Scissors tournament champ. Poor wedding dancer, computer breaker, above average hugger. Will lose your disc golf discs. Bad at climbing - fantastic at falling. Cross country skiing, sling shooting, disc golf, biking, bouldering, board games, and Nintendo (Splatoon 3 best game eva!) for funsies.
2024 goals:
- Get better at bouldering
- Learn to stop / get better at ice skating
- Get better at cross country skiing
- Keep learning new cooking recipes
- Learn something new (probs guitar)
- Learn some card tricks
- Learn the alphabet in sign language
- take a big vacation!!!
- Win a sweatshirt from FAL
- Pet 50 different cats
- May special: No instigating grumpy talk
Goal Tracker:
Bouldering: 1/19, 1/26, 2/2, 2/16, 2/23, 3/2,
3/15, 3/22, 3/29, 4/12, 4/19, 5/3, 5/10
Ice Skating: :(
XC Skiing: 1/17, 1/21 :(
Cooking:
1/3,
1/10,
1/17,
1/24,
2/19,
5/4
Card tricks:
1/8,
1/13,
3/24
Sign Language: a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, "yes," "no"
Vacation:
FAL: 983 in Fall 23; 5148 in Winter 23
Cats Pet: 7
Currently watching: Invincible, Modern Family, The Boys, Always Sunny, hockey, some cruddy anime.
Buy me this and I'll be your best friend for life*
*10 years, tops
All Comments (504) Comments
How's work been? Have they sent you on any work trips yet? I remember you telling me about them sending you on business trips this year. I took a little vacation this year which was definitely needed. Work had me completely stressed. I see that your goals have been coming along well for 2024. Do you have an idea of what you wanna do for the vacation?
Ah I see. The eclipse must have been amazing... We had polar lights here recently, but honestly, I was too lazy and tired to stay up through the night and hope that no clouds or whatever cover them. I'd rather see them properly in Norway someday. (Having a Norwegian husband has its perks :P)
Dang, that sounds like a good time! You took any pics? Awesome! You have a favourite guitarist, what made you want to learn to play guitar?
Really i just made la chinoise my entire personality, i have literally spent more years of my life being a weird marxist than being a depressed weeaboo now.
Today I post in a well thought out and sharp but conservative and academic looking outfit (yes i literally got into fashion) under a giant painting of lenin i got on ebay (my politics are more moderate than ever but i've embraced the aesthetics). but most importantly ive freed myself of all mental illnesses by no longer believing in them anymore, i'm now weird but vaguely normal and more functional than a lot of people tbh. i no longer associate being mentally ill with part of my personality. i identify with lupin now so i make my profile lupin as a lupin-esque figure. maybe i am a wannabe lupin. that is fine.
How have you been for one still cuddling kittens i presume
Man, life is going amazing. So much has changed in just half a year. I lost 33 kgs from not drinking anymore, I finally like my body again and work is still fun as hell. I decided to start the apprenticeship this summer!! I'll become a florist. This work makes me so happy. <3
How's it going with you? I hope you're always cuddling enough cats! A day without petting a cat is a lost day.