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Meanwhile I finally got around to watching the movie and prologue.

Prologue was a nice addition to the game, and pretty meaty for its short runtime. Also more of an actual prequel than 0. Not just Yumi screentime, but Nishiki's sister too. Really makes you wonder why 0 didn't have that.

The movie was certainly an interesting choice with what they did. Like I get what they were going for with all those subplots, but that still begs the question of why they would do that and devote so much time to them over the actual game story. Still was some decent fun, and glad I checked it out. Gotta say those actors got the characters pretty spot on and it did feel true to the tone of the game. Seeing Kiryu just use a health item for the final fight was also unreasonably hype.

Beat Gaiden a few days ago, now that was a much more fitting final boss to send off with than 6. Using the agent style, couldn't help but think that I could easily see a variation of it in Judgement. At least giving drones attacks at a minimum, particularly if they make Sugiura a protag. Which speaking of, letting you play as other characters in the coliseum is something I've wanted to see for a while, so cool to see it realised, even if it's on the basic side. Really shows that if they gave Kaito Files some side stuff to work with that it would have felt like a full fledged title as well. Feels weird calling this one short when I got over 30 hours out of it.

Also unrelated, but, holy shit, someone is actually translating the batshit Resident Evil manhua.

Haven't gotten around to it yet, but with the revelation of that one plot point in 8, the Kiryu shilling between the two seems more palatable in retrospect, since they might be his last hurrah for real this time and actually let Ichiban be our new protagonist.

Finished Ishin, how it took so long for such a banger to get an English release is a crime, but at least it happened. Gotta say, I was rolling my eyes a bit when it looked like they were sticking to the "never killed anyone" meme, which just made it hit all the harder when Sakakmoto actually started straight up killing, no excuses, no technicalities.

BTW, with 8 marketing itself as dual playable protagonists, here's my idea that I know will never happen. We get turn based combat as Ichiban and beat em up combat as Kiryu.

Alright, I was not expecting Kiryu to get some Spider-Man gadgets.

maneee fuck buddy daddies take that homo shit off of ur ptw NOW

So much for Kiryu's retirement.

Did not expect to see English Ishin announcement today. But damn, Kenzan never.

Haha, I've been interacting with twitter kids so much that I'm starting to forget how toxic and immature millennials can be. It's been a long time since I've seen people try so desperately to twist my words to avoid acknowledging problematic behavior on their part.

Finished No More Heroes 3. Damn, is it satisfying to play, and just oozes style.

Kaito Files was a nice meaty addition. The lack of side content didn't hurt it as much as I expected, but it def felt primed to have some thrown in there. Was nice to see Kaito get the spotlight and flesh out the world a bit, but damn does it leave me wanting more.

Just wanna notice you that Fafner Beyond has finally finished (3 years huh) and is now completely subbed.

https://www.gematsu.com/2022/04/no-more-heroes-iii-coming-to-ps5-xbox-series-ps4-xbox-one-and-pc-this-fall

Had a feeling this would happen, but of course it's not long after I finally bought a Switch.

I'm gonna give it a wait for a discount, because dollarydoo prices, but I'm glad to hear it's got some meat on it. No side content is a bit of a bummer, but I already figured it was kind of a 50/50 chance on that.

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