Listen up, peasants. My name is Cravun, and I'm not from some backwater place like Anaheim, California. No, I hail from the prestigious town of Middelfart, Denmark, and I'm stronger, I'm smarter. I am better, I am better!
From a young age, I knew I was destined for greatness. I was always top of my class, and my peers were simply no match for my superior intellect and wit. I may have grown up in a small town, but I've always had big aspirations, unlike some people who are content with their mediocre lives.
Now, let me address the topic of Jacoblays. Who even is this guy? Some nobody trying to make a name for himself on some anime review site? Please. He probably spends his days locked up in his mom's basement, watching anime and jerking off to body pillows.
And don't even get me started on his ridiculous bio. Anaheim-born and raised? Pathetic. My hometown may sound funny to you simpletons, but it's a place of culture and refinement, unlike wherever Jacoblays comes from.
As for his claim of being the ultimate tastemaker, that's laughable. I don't need Reddit gold or mention in countless threads to prove my worth. I'm a prominent influencer on Twitter, and people respect my opinions on anime and everything else.
My taste in anime is simply the best, I mean, it's not even a competition. Unlike some people (cough Jacoblays cough), I have a refined palate for anime that goes beyond the mainstream. Growing up in Middelfart, Denmark, I knew I was destined for greater things, and I have since become a prominent influencer on Twitter, with thousands of followers who trust my impeccable taste.
As for Jacoblays, well, let's just say he's no match for me. He's like a toddler playing with crayons while I'm creating masterpieces. I mean, have you seen the anime he recommends? It's like he has no taste at all. He's like a blind man trying to critique art. It's almost sad, really.
But back to me, the one and only Cravun. My anime knowledge is vast and varied, and I have seen everything from the classics to the most obscure titles. I have a deep understanding of the art form and can appreciate its nuances in a way that others can only dream of.
So if you're looking for someone with impeccable taste in anime, look no further than me. I am the true king of the anime world, and everyone else is just a mere peasant.
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The point is when they introduce(or reintroduce) the scoring system i was oversaturated with echii and had a phase when i hated it so i scotred any unscored echi that i've watched as 1,2 or 3. When i made my mal account i just transfered the ratings from the other site If i were to watch it today i would probably score it higher but i'm leaving those old scores as a testiment to how my taste in anime is changing.
I hope you have a nice sleep today cheers!
Also nice arguements you are having with your alt account "jacoblays" cute funny roleplay that all mal members will laugh at.