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I enjoy moonlit nights, long walks on the beach, knitting and unicorns. In fact I once took a seaside stroll on a moonlit night and discovered a unicorn, which I stabbed in the throat with a crochet needle. I'm a person of simple, yet refined tastes.



















Everyday is fun in my Junes, with Luka-sama ~ ♥



With that said, it's my turn to ask...





Is that too complicated for your poor papaya to digest? Oh, YOU are an intellectual YOU sei sei sei? Well then, how about....





Capuccino?






Still don't? Well then, enjoy having Mikasa look down on YOU with contempt for the rest of your sad lil pathetic life then, YOU hermaphrodite invertebrate earthworm! ^_^



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I've been pyon-dering about my existence for a while. Who am I? What am I? I've finally figured it out....







Pyon ~ >:3





'Tis how you shake it like a bona fide Argonian ~






A wild butt appears... what to do?

---> __Stick it in

___ Stick it in

___ Stick it in

Choices are warranted to be picked by 99.9% of teh penile population, assuming that they're NOT gay OR have any delicate dysfunctional issues...







We're holding hands baby... Ewwwwwwwwww!!!







If you realize that you have a washboard chest then please do not stick it onto somebody... It hurts... both you and the victim







Deal of the week: Sign the damn contract for a Shiba Cafe scratch card. SIGN IT! SIGN IT! SIGN IT!!!







Yep, so if yur in JP (or anywhere else around ZA WARUDO for that matter) and you've yet to get laid or even kiss once YOU hit 17 n above, yur just qualified for an admission ticket to Hogwart. Congradulations! Add that a couple decades w/o getting laid & you'll reach Dumbledore's level of faggotry magical wisdom ~







Yep, hun. It's called "NARCISSISM" trololo ~


























Tis' how ♂ celebrate April's Fools





Dating game in modern age





When your crush enjoys something other than you then instead of whining and BAAAAAAAAWWWW-ing....





.... Get rid of that something and assimilate its appearance ~

????

PROFIT!!!


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*Sigh* I'm sooooooo bored of this lack of cool men and this disgusting emphasis on moe shit wimminz so I'm just gonna post a buttload of handsome ikemen for the hell of it.... they're rare to find nowadays yo! And by ikemen, I do not mean the likes of Amagackt, he's too fap*lous to be classified as "ikemen" ~






















































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Watt is desu shitto? Y Murakami so assertive all of a sudden?! Is he alrite in the head? Is this Final Fantasy 100?



Now that's more like it. Watt an insensitive jerk lol #TeamKazumi


























































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Kiss meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!!11!1!11!!1! >3<


















Chu Chu *slurp* slurp*











And that... ladies and demoiselles... how you perform a teasing, yet alluring, French kiss ~ ♥♥♥






TAKE YUR DIRTY HANDS OFF HER, YOU FATSO!!!







SHE'S MINE!!! MINE!!! MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!









Nekkid? NEKKID?!!!

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N'aie pas peur, we're both wimminz riiiiiiiiiiite ~ ♥







'ey 'ey, c'mere. Onee-chan has sum delishus Iscream for yuuuuuuu. In return, yuuuu gunna roleplay as teh Iscream for Onee-chan 'kay? *wink*wink*nudge*nudge* ( ´・‿-)







☆Dokyun☆

Halp! Whar's mah digitaliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis?!!! Quinidine is fine too!!! *wheeze*wheeze*







A german souplex... for when whatever you say doesn't get through her occluded frontal cortex







***** I think I'm waaaaaaay addicted to it. Lethal withdrawal symptoms warranted upon stoppage <333







Being adored by another girl... is zee best ~ !!! <333






HUSBANDO... Always a major c***blocker!!!






Yea yea... I know... I just got dumped... Ty for intentionally stating the obvious, you sow!!!





Can't YOU just tell by looking at my face??!!!

I'm sooooo sooooo MAD!!! And when I'm mad....





Jerks {preferably HUSBANDO) like these are always a good mean to vent my anger and help me re-establish mental homeostasis <333





B- but .........









We are bff. We go to zee bathroom together. We take a s*** together ~ ♥


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