the King Cracker himself
I'm pretty much the hottest guy on Earth. Every time I've seen a woman IN REAL LIFE, they've been so overwhelmed by my sheer masculinity that they have puked, run away, cried, and even had heart attacks. Due to this, my going outside is a MAJOR inconvenience, so I refrain from doing so. Got no friends because most "men" are intimidated by my top dog status that they point to and laugh out of anxiousness. I do not need any more OPPS as it is. They would only use me for my power (Which barely caps out 20% because anything more may cause a catastrophic event that erupts every single volcano on Earth and wipes out humanity.)
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