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Mar 29, 2013 2:06 AM
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1) Quote.

2) Provide all context.

3) Link to the source.


Don't "Best of" yourself, you narcissistic wart. (psst, share it here instead: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=679417)
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Candor said:
I feel like a little loli with some lolicons fighting over me..

Source: The Derailers' comments
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Mar 29, 2013 2:55 AM
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Slut

Source: The Derailers' comments. :P

I like this thread, good idea faux.
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Mar 29, 2013 3:38 PM
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Self Explanatory

I'm also filled with pure-hearted ulterior motives.

Mar 29, 2013 11:26 PM
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God, this was the best idea ever, Faux.

http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=577761&pages=1

Best of Alex for being my wingman in this thread.
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Mar 30, 2013 3:35 AM
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God, this was the best idea ever, Faux.

http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=577761&pages=1

Best of Alex for being my wingman in this thread.

Boy, that was a LOT of fun. Alex, you cracked me up in there. Thanks for sharing, Holy!
Mar 30, 2013 4:42 AM
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Good job, I had some serious laughs from that :D
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Mar 30, 2013 8:21 AM
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Here's the first and last entry from Arthur.
blrblrlblbr :P

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Mar 30, 2013 9:09 AM
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YorozuyaGinSan said:
lupadim said:


Metty said:
im confused, wheres the porn


At fakku, duh

Wrong

Fakku's for normalfags...

We're asking for the CP

Warning Extremely NFSM

People Go To Jail For That Shit
Mar 30, 2013 9:46 AM
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012yArthur0 said:
I came here to do my job of a Derailer, but this topic got fucked up by itself.

Oh well...


http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=577621&show=120
Mar 30, 2013 10:45 AM

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Candor said:
012yArthur0 said:
I came here to do my job of a Derailer, but this topic got fucked up by itself.

Oh well...


http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=577621&show=120


Now I realized that there was a grammar mistake. But Thanks xD

Mar 30, 2013 11:19 AM

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We don't hate. Hate is for humans.

We are nothing but the real judge. We, always using the almighty divine sword of facts to beat any promptous opinions that might appear, bringing facts and removing the cursed fanboyism of the poor souls that got hit by such midiatic blasphemy.

We are justice, we are the ones that distinguish the good and bad, we the ones that, even with galactic doses of cynicism, may use our sour armor and shield to bring equality towards anime in genres and creators in relation to their quality, and not in relation of how much people such media welfare actually can curse,cursed or is bound to curse. We the ones that rate using logic and facts that you soulless mongrels may call "opinion" to bring back constructive topics about why people die when they're killed and and seldom rage.

We are everything, and yet, we're nothing. We're the void that contrast reality, and yet, each one can't survive without each other.


http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=574681&show=0

Yeah, I'm a narcissit twart xD

Mar 30, 2013 11:30 AM

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Sophilia said:
I think I did a fine job here. Didn't even intend it either.

FauxAzn said:

- Don't "Best of" yourself, you narcissistic wart.

Sorry.

Edit: Here's the link: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=541028&show=0

Holybaptiser edit: Combined posts.
this is too hilarious
Mar 30, 2013 12:42 PM

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Alexx_ said:
Sophilia said:
I think I did a fine job here. Didn't even intend it either.

FauxAzn said:

- Don't "Best of" yourself, you narcissistic wart.

Sorry.

Edit: Here's the link: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=541028&show=0

Holybaptiser edit: Combined posts.
this is too hilarious
How so?
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Holybaptiser said:
Alexx_ said:
Sophilia said:
I think I did a fine job here. Didn't even intend it either.

FauxAzn said:

- Don't "Best of" yourself, you narcissistic wart.

Sorry.

Edit: Here's the link: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=541028&show=0

Holybaptiser edit: Combined posts.
this is too hilarious
How so?

Thread got spammed, and she bested herself.
Mar 30, 2013 1:36 PM

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Holybaptiser said:
Not_Biased said:
Holybaptiser said:
Not_Biased said:
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Not_Biased said:
We just need some brilliant titles running
It's not like you're going to watch them, anyway... considering your list has been permanently stuck at 11 completed anime since you've joined MAL.


There are no brilliant titles running except Naruto and Hunter x Hunter 2011.
Do you wikipedia series before watching them and determine whether they may be brilliant?


I just have a feeling. Some sort of lizard brain thing.

Last time I followed the crowd and watched a so-called "brilliant' anime, yes it was brilliant, brilliantly bad. I am talking about SAO.
Yes, you certainly do have the intelligence of a lizard.

Source:http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=578125&show=20

Fauxy edit: Unspoilering.
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Tavor said:
Not_Biased said:
Money is being wasted because the japanese otaku likes to watch flat chested girls who sit around and do nothing.

It all returns to nothing~


http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=578125

Tavor showing us why he used to be an admin for The Derailers.
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Holybaptiser said:
Tavor said:
Not_Biased said:
Money is being wasted because the japanese otaku likes to watch flat chested girls who sit around and do nothing.

It all returns to nothing~


http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=578125

Tavor showing us why he used to be an admin for The Derailers.


Brilliant.

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012yArthur0 said:
ArbitraryFate said:

You should become an author.


That's my nickname.
http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=578289&show=60
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Source: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=577677&show=20
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Mar 31, 2013 2:40 PM

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I got a chuckle out of this:

TookMe6Years said:
lupadim said:
TookMe6Years said:
Sh0wdown said:
How do you define a "smart anime"?


Foolish Consistency and Hobglobin.


took you six years to what


To tell you how much you are a disappointment in MAL.

http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=578717&pages=2&show=20#msg21048369

Fauxy edit: Unspoilering.
FauxAznOct 24, 2013 7:20 AM

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Tavor said:
I got a chuckle out of this:

http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=578717&pages=2&show=20#msg21048369


Pwnt.

Apr 5, 2013 8:25 PM

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insan3soldiern said:
Holybaptiser said:
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Holybaptiser said:
I'm so glad Onani Master Kurosawa will never be adapted into an anime, because it'll never have the chance to turn into what Aku no Hana's anime did.
Too late http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/press-release/2013-04-05/Onani-Master-Kurosawa-to-be-adapted-in-rotoscope-animation-December-6th
Very funny, Mr Troll.


I fell for it as well.

As well as I. Still cracking up.

Source: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=466209&pages=63&show=1240#msg21237979

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This isn't a classical 'Best Of' per say, but I think it's still worth the mention. :D

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Kimura said:
lupadim pls go
http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=581471&show=20
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Natsu-Sama said:
Retarded assholes, learn something, will you?
Hiro - Sensei doesnt intend to end the anime, just cause of some narutards giving low ratings, he made this project with love, not just to get money, if you go to FT WIKI, you will see Hiro himself wanted to make a project which would be watched by anyone, the fact that he ommited the blood part proves that, also many of the characters FT has were some IRL friends or persons Hiro knew, at least their personality, to sum up, the anime doesnt ending, it just TEMPORARILIY STOPPED cause the anime and the manga are pretty close, so they just forward the manga to let FT get some breathing space, expect FT to start pretty damn soon.
^his first post

http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=565439&show=920
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Holybaptiser said:
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It's not as bad as everyone is making it out to be. It's keeping true to the manga (except for not including the shit-eaters speech). The OST works for the incredibly twisted atmosphere that the story is known for.

The animation doesn't work for everyone, but it's not outright horrible. It's bad but not enough for people to act like it's the biggest piece of shit ever.

If there was anything really horrible about the anime, it's that it didn't even adapt a full chapter into one episode. That's horrible.


You disagree with the majority on this?

Baffling.
I find it funny that once you told me that I go around in every thread looking for a fight with you. Quite ironic.

Even so, it seems that you still have the attention span and the intelligence of a goldfish, you know, considering my last two words were, "that's horrible."

Embarrassing yourself as always.

Baffling.


Source: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=581583&show=360#post361
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Orix said:
Okay, time to recommend this series to my alcoholic friends.
It would be a very interesting experiment.

As for a shot game, how about "take a shot for every person in the background without a face"? Wait, that would kill my friends by Episode 1 alone. D:


I take it you haven't seen mawaru penguindrum.

Source: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=581509&show=40

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I thought it was, but it wasn't, oh well, now it is.


Source: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=579163&show=0#msg21088571
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Jovoo said:
That's the oldest Onani Master Kurosawa joke.
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Apr 15, 2013 3:05 PM

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I believe Faux was just begging for a spot here...

FauxAzn said:
Holybaptiser said:
Battlechili1 said:
Holybaptiser said:
So we're shitting on recommendations now, huh? Okay, Mr Shit-For-Taste.

I'm sorry. I realize that these are reccomendations for GoldenBRS, not just to say my own individual taste. However please don't say I have bad taste. My favorite anime as you can see are highly regarded. As are yours. Please don't resort to insults just because I didn't like something you did.
GoldenBRS: Serial Experiments Lain is certainly thought provoking.
You know, I thought it was blatantly obvious that I was asking you a rhetorical question, but I should have known someone like you wouldn't be able to pick up on that.

Come on guys, don't pick on him. That used to be me when I was 13 too =(

http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=586635&pages=2&show=20#msg21459813

Fauxy edit: Unspoilering.
FauxAznOct 24, 2013 7:20 AM

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This truly is her most genius post of all time:

MEanimaniac1 said:
There's always good and bad anime with every season, and this season has a lot of good ones from what I've seen so far.


http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=583423&show=0

Think twice about the post.
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Holybaptiser said:
This truly is her most genius post of all time:

MEanimaniac1 said:
There's always good and bad anime with every season, and this season has a lot of good ones from what I've seen so far.


http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=583423&show=0

Think twice about the post.
I guess, I mean this is first post Ive seen of hers that doesn't have Mirai Nikki all over it.
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Alexx_ said:
Holybaptiser said:
This truly is her most genius post of all time:

MEanimaniac1 said:
There's always good and bad anime with every season, and this season has a lot of good ones from what I've seen so far.


http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=583423&show=0

Think twice about the post.
I guess, I mean this is first post Ive seen of hers that doesn't have Mirai Nikki all over it.
I was being ironic. Instead of saying anything about the impression she got from the season, she pulled off the "good and bad every season" line.
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So 1337:

Holybaptiser said:
rederoin said:
Holybaptiser said:
You may want to graduate from your elementary sense of humor some day. It certainly does not look good for you.

You're so mature and deep, i'm sorry for doubting you.
As long as you're willing to change yourself, I'll forgive you.


...and so poetic!

Source: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=583423&show=100#msg21486599
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Foxxy said:
OHHH, this morning? No, see, that was my retarded half-sister.

Not even half, a quarter. Don't associate my shining eloquence with that retard. In fact, from now on, every time you see a dumb comment or lame joke from me, assume it's that ugly twit, not me. Only hold me accountable for the good stuff.

Yes, that's just how perfect I am.

hahahahaha
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What happens when a storm of new threads and their respective idiots need baptising:

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Holybaptiser said:
Neane1993 said:
i historian of midium so i knwo what best anim is and is sazae-san everone here have bad tast e.
Regardless of how hard you may try to write a horribly constructed sentence, you will never be able to mimic the failures and inadequacies of DateYutaka, because you'd have to be borderline retarded to do so. You know, think like a retard to act like the retard... or however that proverb is supposed to go. I will give you a 7/10 though.

Neane gave me a laugh haha.
http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=585643&pages=2&show=20#msg21508857

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No one gives a fuck about what you thought about Toradora, godfuckingdamnit!

As I said, almost EVERYTHING you asked for is in Clannad and Familiar of Zero. Each series is 47-48 episodes. Go knock yourself out.


That's too much dude. You know what happens when you cross the line. Expect an email from the Forum Admin.

Shit just got real.
http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=585643&pages=2&show=20#msg21508857
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tormented210 said:
Jovoo said:
Holybaptiser said:
tormented210 said:
Holybaptiser said:
tormented210 said:
Holybaptiser said:
tormented210 said:
Didn't liked Toradora ending? What the f***?
Then go straight to School Days! You'll be crushed by this mighty show like you never been before!
No wending but you got everything else and even more! Far beyond your expectations! Be amazed by the true potential of this production:
Want babies? You'll have it! Well... At least partially...
Want lots of kisses? Fluffy kisses or wet kisses? Everything suits you well!? Then go straight to School Days and they'll even teach you how's that (and far beyond it) done!
Hooking together by the end? They do it! Partially, again... but they do!
Want lots of drama? But like lot of it really? Wait no more! They'll give you even more than that! How generous they are...
Hope you enjoy it well!
You need to work your spelling, punctuation and grammar. It was a pain to read your horrible troll post. I'll give you a 3/10 for the effort.

Fix it and I'll take your reply as useful.
Also English is not my mother language.
The fuck do I look like to you? Your English teacher?

Yeah, just start already or are you quitting?
Give me $100 through paypall and I will gladly do it for you. I didn't finish 8 semesters of university to come on an anime forum and edit people's posts.

I'll do it for $50 tormented210.

Nope, you guys do it for free.
I also didn't payed you to criticize my writing did I?

Damn this thread has some good stuff in it.
http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=585643&pages=2&show=20#msg21508857
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Holybaptiser said:
goh13 said:
Lienn said:
Zalis said:
Hconspiracy said:

P.S i want something to watch :))
No, really? I thought you were just looking for recommendations for something to buy/download and then let sit on your shelves/HDD without ever watching.


I would've laughed but I chose not to.


It had more emphasis on "You are an idiot" rather than "Why did you type that out, silly?".
No, it was more along the lines of the shittiest kind of sarcasm. I remember when I was 11.


I'm glad someone said something.
http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=587895

This also had to be said:
Holybaptiser said:
"Oh, man. How am I going to make an interesting discussion where everyone is going to agree with me for once? Hmm.... Okay, I get it. I'm going to create a hentai thread and talk about art. No one is going to be able to disagree with me on this one, because people watch hentai to jack off and whatever is more visually appeasing will help them get them off, thus modern art has to win this time. Yes, I'm a fucking genius. Everyone is going to see this my way.

Now, let's provide the shittiest old school character design of a character that looks borderline downy and the modern style character design of a high school chick, which is ironic, because I always complain about high school anime, but have no problem popping a boner and jerking off to animated high school chicks. No one is going to catch my hypocrisy because we're talking about hentai. Yes.. yes, I truly am a fucking genius. Now, I'll post this thread and have 99.9% of people agree with me."

http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=589041&pages=3&show=40#msg21614617

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FauxAznOct 24, 2013 7:22 AM

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How to fail three times in a row:

Holybaptiser said:
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Holybaptiser said:
And Bake is technically a harem, like Clannad.

Definitely not.

Don't take out your inadequacies on Clannad.
Your understanding of what makes a harem is what's truly inadequate.


Holybaptiser said:
Solvite said:
It's not a harem because the other girls go away when he asks them to.

Now you've just embarrassed yourself, like you always do. I regress, your understanding of what makes a harem is what's truly inadequate.


Holybaptiser said:
Solvite said:
Holybaptiser said:
Now you've just embarrassed yourself, like you always do. I Digress, your understanding of what makes a harem is what's truly inadequate.

Fixed your insult for you.

Pick up a dictionary before you keep embarrassing yourself. It's truly pathetic and inadequate.


Source: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=591251&show=20#msg21683575
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So I'm eating watermelon and I sneeze. All this watermelon shoots halfway up my nose, and the chunks are too big to sneeze out. Everything smells like watermelon magnified x100. So I tilt my head back and inhale for 5 whole minutes until the watermelon chunks finally drop out of my nose and back into my throat / mouth.

It tastes like snot.


/too lazy to take screen shot of comments

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Are you stanklem28's sister?


source: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=592397
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I think I'll just stick to commenting on forum posts rather than creating one...

http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=592397
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Holybaptiser said:
Tavor said:
Ntad said:
I wasn't here, but in my experience, every forum I've ever been on had a "that guy" so I'm guessing he was MAL's "that guy"?

Yep, one of MAL's infamous users, as he frequently asks for gory/messed up anime, but then rejects a truckload of recommendations because of 'bad art', yet likes Elfen Lied. On top of that, he'll resort to reading Wikipedia articles about said anime and then add it to his list as "completed". Furthermore, he likes to make a lot of threads related to hentai and among other things...
I think this will show his love for hentai.


http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=592397&show=20
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stick your dick out. If the girl likes it, he will go to bed with you

When you see it.

http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=592365
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BTBAM said:
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BTBAM said:
Mushishi first, then Natsume. Higashi No Eden sucks. Monster Sucks, sure it has suspense, but it never actually leads to anything interesting.
I think you completely missed the point of what Monster is about, since every time it comes up in these polls, you spew the same line about it and its ending.


w/e dude, so if I didn't enjoy it, supposedly it means I didn't understand it?
Yes, because you never care to elaborate past, "it never gets anywhere." It's a cheap one-liner that makes me question your understanding of the series.


So basically you're just another one of those people who assume I didn't like it because it's too complex/sophisticated for my "inferior intelligence". Monster is not hard to understand, so that's not the case. It's just not my taste. I didn't enjoy Lain either, so it must be because I didn't understand that one either, huh?
Or I gave you the chance to actually explain why you think it sucks, but you, being an idiot now, decided to take it to heart and act like I was insulting you.

Don't worry, I wasn't questioning your intelligence to begin with, but you just proved its capacity.

HB saying what we were all thinking. http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=595777
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DateYutaka said:

Otaku does not have an S its like putting an s for animes itrs wrong

So's putting an R in "it's".

This has been done to death, everybody in this thread should already know better.


http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=598629
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