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Aug 23, 2012 2:52 PM
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This game is made for people to put there rhyming skills to work. So feel free post rhymes and discuss about 'em. Feel free to rate 'em too. What else to say, to be the best, you need to beat the best.
As first here is one original :D

While I'm tourist,
I like to be nudist.

Because I didn't get credit,
I will spread epidemic,
That you need to edit,
Or it will become pandemic.
ashjobenOct 21, 2016 9:39 AM
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Aug 23, 2012 6:45 PM
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No one yet has posted in this thread
Looks likes it's dead
Now that that's been said
It's time for me to go to bed
Aug 25, 2012 7:41 AM
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Things that only, I can do,
feel lonely, without you,
say truly, make a clue,
or do it proudly, out of the blue.
Aug 25, 2012 5:49 PM
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Ash, it's just you and me
As far as I can see
So we can only pray
That someone else wants to play
Aug 26, 2012 7:30 AM
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Dear Lotus, that is true,
but we won't fall through,
so I'll make a quest,
that will find the best,
people who can think,
and find the missing link.
Aug 26, 2012 9:06 AM
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I'm sorry but this is not worth my time,
to think hard and make up a rhyme,
a rhyme that will blow your god damn mind,
It's outta my league, we're not one of a kind.

I just visit the forums for motherfucking fun,
not thinking about the stuff going on,
I'm outta here and thank god I do,
not give a shit about when, where and who.
Aug 26, 2012 7:04 PM
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Furuabes enters the fray
He doesn't even last a day
Will anyone else come and play?
Because just 2 guys seems kind of gay
Aug 26, 2012 11:15 PM
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a bit curious like I'm on mars,
just came in the thread to drop a couple a bars,
so like a cali breeze im gonna be In N Out (this line is a double entendre)
after i give you a taste of what i'm about,
which is bitches, cars, and money...
nah...i'm just joking to me that shit's funny
people acting like that's all there is to life
but nah that shit's just trife.
Aug 27, 2012 12:47 AM
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Some people don't even try,
but I just guess they are shy,
to make the f*ing rhyme,
so I'll make few in meantime.

Here's one for perversity test

Answer:
Aug 28, 2012 11:26 AM

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I totally failed that test
Even though I tried my best
I guess I have a pervert's mind
Checking out a girl's behind
Aug 28, 2012 4:30 PM

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Even if you failed the test,
Lotus, you can't give it a rest,
So continue with your cool play,
And be perverted the Japanese way!
Aug 28, 2012 10:40 PM

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This shit seemed really rough
but then Ash made me think of Jigglypuff
Btw I live in Cali too
That In'N'Out reference was right on cue
Can't blame Lotus for checking out a girls rear
I like to make them moan so loud the neighbors can hear
Hey this wasn't so hard
You've just activated my trap card!
I know iv'e been MIA a while
But now im back in grand style
Don't nobody go around and scream
Because I like to do things TO THE EXTREME!!
Lost_MoonAug 28, 2012 10:48 PM
Aug 29, 2012 12:19 AM
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me and lost_moon in it and we reppin' for cali
from the bay, fullerton and back up to the valley
and we here to take this rhyming shit to the EXTREME
we in it for the notoriety and the C.R.E.A.M. (google it)
so everyone else in the thread can either get with it or stand back
cuz this the 80s and we moving like crack.
Aug 29, 2012 3:01 AM

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It's not good to commit a crime,
So its better to do a rhyme,
Think hard and do it right,
And maybe you will feel delight.
Aug 29, 2012 3:38 AM

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Forgot to say about my kind,
That blows up you f*ing mind,
With such rhymes in a style,
And keep up with a smile,
Such crap that is gibberish,
Which is meaningless in the English.
Aug 30, 2012 2:47 AM

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Squish Squash sling that slang,
I'm always right back at you like my boomerang.
My names Sokka
That's pronounced with an 'okka'
Young ladies, I rocked ya.
Aug 30, 2012 6:53 AM

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You need to try to think,
Or you're going to sink,
But don't even try to flee,
Because you're under the tree,
That I'm growing to make some nuts,
Keep it going, show some guts.
Aug 30, 2012 11:29 AM

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Lost_Moon and BinaryStar have entered the fight
All these rhymes seem really tight
My mom's from Cali too
So I represent as part of the crew
Aug 31, 2012 12:16 AM

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If you ain't part of the Cali crew,
then im gonna have to say that you ain't coo
All others can try to cope
but will come up short and begin to mope.
We reppin the team to beat,
all other rhymes can't survive the heat.
Aug 31, 2012 6:00 PM
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back in this thread to drop some of that west coast heat
i go a capella to this shit, fuck a stupid ass beat
and i'll body anyone who dares to oppose
kill you, show up to the funeral and leave a red rose
i'm disrespectful to those who wanna come test
flexing my skills to show y'all in this thread who's the best
Aug 31, 2012 11:29 PM

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Everyting that I've read is weak
You guys need to step up your game cuz I'm the chief
I command 20+ with the words of a boss
I'm like Jesus except I burned the cross
Don't try to compare me to the gods
I've been through the fire and beat the odds
Day after day I spit the truth
Shock and awe, Babe Ruth
West Coast is a joke
Lame heat, that's what you just spoke
Fire comes from the heart of a champion
Feel the sting my brothers, koo koo ka choo I AM THE SCORPION
KawiNinjaSep 1, 2012 12:30 AM
Sep 1, 2012 1:39 AM
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if you're the chief then i'm the general of this army
and you're weak ass rhymes can never hope to harm me
i'm the mothafuckin' g.o.a.t of this thread
challenge that and you're guaranteed to end up dead
cuz see i'm hungry, i'm starvin, run up in yo spot and create carnage
kill your family and throw your baby in the garbage.

just kidding. i'm not that violent.
Sep 1, 2012 2:45 AM

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I see some nice rhyme throwing here and there,
But to tell the truth, there is only one thing to beware,
There is only one who can rule,
He is crazy, cool and fool,
Guy who's lately spending his days with a style,
But it's not normal, IT's Gangnam Style,
Thinking he's a ninja on chatroulette,
Where many think he's sick and threat,
But there are some that think he's funny,
Most likely, sweet and honey,
And drop that east&west coast crap,
So I can go on my throne and take a nap.
ashjobenSep 1, 2012 5:52 AM
Sep 1, 2012 3:09 AM

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If you're the goat then I'm the Lion
Chase you down and snatch yo ass like leviathan
Gangnam style don't make me laugh
That guy drowned trying to take a bubble bath
Ooooh no you didn't
Trying to start a war with Wolfwood the Sensational
Cuz understand my words are existential
Yes east and west who gives a shit
Scorpio rules the world Binary and Ash, just quit
Sep 1, 2012 4:09 AM

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Man you must be tripping,
Otherwise you're probably slipping,
Out of your outrageous mind,
So I must ask, "are you blind?",
You're not even worth my time,
Because you need to climb,
From the roots of the tree,
-Don't even try to flee,
Up to my throne in the sky,
-Don't even try to cry,
So you can see me with your eye,
-Don't even try to dry,
Passion for rhyming until you try,
-Don't even try to buy,
Things that will make you get by,
Shortcuts for surpassing, the Scorpio King,
Who is harassing you in the boxing ring.
ashjobenSep 1, 2012 5:58 AM
Sep 2, 2012 10:09 PM

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If he's the goat and you're the lion then im the dragon,
go carry around your sorry ass rhymes in a wagon.
Don't try to cope with the Scorpio's they sting,
so get your ass out of my boxing ring.
This is my house, my stage, my land,
don't need nobody to give me a hand.
If anybody is the Scorpio King, its me cuz I've won,
born November fifteenth nineteen ninety one.
Don't think you can go toe to toe with me the dragon who breathes fire,
anybody who says you can is a straight up liar.
Sep 3, 2012 1:24 AM

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A dragon, that I do admire
On top of that, he breathes out fire
But there's something that I fear
This dragon must be queer
I'm the OS of this place
If you have to ask, you'll get a slap to the face
One slap, two slap, three slap, four
Now you just became my dragon whore
Like count von count up in this thread
I'm puttin the young ones back to bed
Name's Wolfwood what I do is PWN
Swinging by to take back my scorpio throne
KawiNinjaSep 3, 2012 1:27 AM
Sep 3, 2012 8:36 AM

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Some fake dragon and scorpio are calling my name,
And talking about some gibberish flame,
But if you really want to be in hall of fame,
You need to be the best in this f*-ing game,
So i won't be one to blame,
When my AshBringer comes to proclaim,
Breaking your skull, without feeling shame,
Questing for his aim, showing who's the main !
ashjobenSep 3, 2012 9:38 AM
Sep 3, 2012 5:32 PM

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I'm gone for a couple of days
Now this thread is the latest craze
Wolfwood, you've committed a crime
if you think "weak" and "chief" rhyme
All yall are just weak imitators
And straight up masturbaters
Sep 7, 2012 8:13 AM

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And so I've found some energy,
To post some rhymes with allergy,
While surviving and keeping this game alive,
Waiting for someone to arrive and say "high five".
Sep 7, 2012 1:42 PM

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Alright here it comes, here is your "high five"
I know you were just sitting around waiting for me to arrive
This thread kinda took a hard left turn,
maybe we should all grab a book and learn.
Lets start new with some not so harsh rhymes,
maybe we'll look back at it and say we had some good times.
Ok ill start off by setting some new trends,
by repairing some damage I've done, I wanna make amends.
Ehhh, I will eventually maybe,
but this is hard and needs to be done properly.
Sep 8, 2012 8:54 AM

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The fallen shall rise again,
And nothing will remain,
But who says I need to sustain,
This thing that makes me unashamed,
Though no one will be slain,
So don't be strained,
I just hope to entertain,
People on this domain,
While training my brain,
And maybe something to obtain.
Sep 8, 2012 10:36 AM

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Many sick rhymes running though my head
Can't spit fire, gotta be nice instead
Let's get together and break bread
Sing Kumbaya next to a creek bed
Starting my rhyming over anew
Gonna spit silly verses, like the rest of my crew
The fun's going to ensue
When you party down with Jester Drew
Sep 9, 2012 1:56 AM

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The leafs are green, the clouds are blue,
And I'm rhyming, without clue,
How to write, something good,
Or even funny, so I don't get misunderstood,
So I'll probably write a song,
But don't get me wrong,
Just for now, I'll play along,
Because I'll be, forever strong!
Sep 9, 2012 4:38 PM

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I don't feel like rhyming today
That's all I have to say
Oops I did it again
Another rhyme, perfect 10
Sep 9, 2012 11:32 PM

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Oh wow, I can't believe my words had such an effect,
I thought everyone would see this idea and deny or reject.
It seems people are having a tougher time with this than I thought,
maybe we should take a vote to go back to the old way and not have the thread rot.
I'm kind of leaning towards the old way cuz it was so much easier,
it was also a lot more interesting than these rhymes that are a lot more breezier.
So what do you say everyone, back to the insults and hardcore rhyme,
or should we keep up the PG rating and keep wasting our time?
Sep 10, 2012 3:14 AM
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fuck peace and stupid ass rhymes,
i'm here to pull off some lyrical crimes
you don't like it then i'll give you the boot,
put a gun to your head, pull the trigger, and shoot
i'm only speaking metaphorically of course,
but i'm serious about taking this thread back by force
from now on weak rhymes will not be tolerated,
post some and get annihilated
now that i spoke my peace
i'm out to smoke a blunt laced with keef.
Sep 10, 2012 4:52 AM

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Lets get this straight, I took the bait,
Now I have to open gate number eight,
So I can create fast, because I can't wait,
World that I need to overweight,
With 20+ content as it supposed to be,
And I assume you people would agree,
But there is only one problem to be solved,
Because I think Lotus wouldn't want to get involved,
Writing with such hateful and judging thoughts,
He/She would rather go and play some sports.
Sep 10, 2012 10:10 AM

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thought this thead was a pretty good idea
so i made time to make rhymes and post them on here
I've got a Phd in vocabulary step up against me
and your messing with a dictionary
my rhymes are fluid and flow like the breeze
watch me stack up the the syllables then smash them down with ease
when i let loose some lyrics they resound around creation
but im bored now and ive reached exasperation
so peace out to my peeps in the 20+ nation
Sep 10, 2012 10:54 AM

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Hell yeah im glad thats over and done with,
now its time to get back to the top of my rhyme monolith.
Cuz I tower over all these weak ass rhyming fools,
time for them to realize that they need to go back to their elementary schools.
Get it through your head im number one at this rhyming game,
anyone who doesn't see it is gonna crash and burn and go down in flame.
Sep 10, 2012 3:07 PM

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Hello Kitsune77, nice to meet you
Please go on ahead and grab a tissue
I'm the Doctor of Rhyme
My words are heavenly, sublime
Sit down and chill in my waiting room
While you're in there contemplate your doom
Binary I'm liking your work
Grab an application, you can be my clerk =)
With a nod to the 20+ Nation
He who steps to my rhymes will face termination
Sep 10, 2012 11:51 PM
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creating thoughts, connecting words, and making rhymes
lyrically destroying all y'all line after line
i suggest you all come back once you learn a little bit
cuz right now ain't none of y'all shit
and wolfwood, be your clerk? don't make me laugh
your like that white kid from scrubs, Zach braff
a comedian, nothing but a joke
and i think it's time we end this comedy, "that's all folks."
Sep 11, 2012 2:52 AM

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Binary your rhyming made me grin
I'm going to blow a lyrical load right on your chin
Comparing me to Zach Braff, you just committed a sin
Time for Scorpio to crucify another heretic again
Don't even try to run from my wrath
Cuz right now I'm on a war path
You remind me of a scared little calf
You're rhymes are the joke, I'll cut them in half
"That's all folks" who are you porky the pig?
Sounds like you’re the comedy routine, and it's not big
I'll blow your lyrical shananigans away with a huff and a puff
Watch your piggy rhymes crumble, think you've had enough
Sep 11, 2012 5:15 AM

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i see some talent here but i've no reason to fear
im 100% proof you're non alchoholic beer
im the reagan of rap, the stalin of stanzas
like germans rollin over you with lyrical panzers
i am konoha, you're the uchiha
you're gettin wiped out like the emo pricks you are
master poet supassing edgar allen poe
celestial skills on a level you will never know
none of you seem to understand your position
when im though with you you're gonna need a physician
if you think you got what it takes thats fine
but call me out and you're steppin on a landmine
my words charm the birds from the trees
i ain't gotta try i could beat you with ease
so don't be stuipid i dont mind if you back down
just know that if you try to mess i'll make you look the clown
Sep 11, 2012 7:59 AM

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I see newcomer that writes some sense,
Instead of those others that are too dense,
Showing his skill not just in rhyming,
But in climbing with perfect timing.

So you lowly guys don't feel lonely,
At roots of the tree like one and only,
And you still have time to catch up,
Lotus, who is few steps up,
Near the top where you should aim,
Only few deserve to have same fame.

Just pull yourself together,
So you can survive this cold weather,
Throw few weapons, curses or spells,
And don't hide behind those empty shells,
Show that you can become competition,
For those lowly creatures without ambition.
Sep 11, 2012 9:20 PM

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Look at these silly peons thinking they can be king,
like chess I rule this game because your skill is appalling.
In time you will be like my dogs and see me as your master,
wishing you could catch up or be a little faster.
If it helps it isn't that you guys are terrible,
its just that my skills are so good its almost unbearable.
You guys should be paying me to participate in this game,
because if you pay attention you will learn a thing or two from my fame.
Kitsune if you think we need a physician well your in luck because the doctor is in,
im prescribing all you fools a healthy dose of rhyming medicine.
Sep 11, 2012 11:56 PM
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i stay droppin rhymes
like i be droppin' my dimes
cuz this rhyming shit is nothing but a joke
i'm heating it up while ya'll fizzle out like coke
ain't no real competition here
so i make like buddha and have no fear
and ya'll can get the fuck out, cuz this my zone
just a king who is ascending to his throne
i'll take you all out one by one
like a dad beating the shit out of his son
see it just ain't fair
like a fight between a kitten and bear
so yo, let me get out this thread
before all ya'll end up on the front page with the caption: dead.
Sep 13, 2012 2:07 PM

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The time has finally came,
For me to write a rhyme,
Talking about how to learn,
Exam which is tomorrow's turn,
And I need to pass it or concern,
About going for home return,
To become NEET in a day,
So i can slowly decay,
Which would be miserable display,
That i just fade away,
But I'm optimistic ,
Passing it isn't unrealistic,
I still have 10 hours until,
Professor to show some goodwill,
Letting me enjoy student life,
Or I'll just take out my hunting knife,
It sharpness will let me pass,
Like one of the best in this class.
Sep 20, 2012 8:44 AM

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And so after a week,
I'm back trying to seek,
Some inspiration from beneath,
Till the end of this sheath.
Sep 20, 2012 11:41 AM

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I haven't rhymed in awhile
So check out my style
Today I don't have much inspiration
So maybe I need to take a vacation
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