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Nov 4, 2012 10:11 PM

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@Hexi: Thanks

@Bill: Haha, great reference. What's this country coming to when a man can't sit down to a good old fashioned movie and masturbate?
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I'd buy you a time machine so you could go back in time and read this:


What would you do if this text link ad popped up on your screen:
Nov 4, 2012 10:53 PM

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@ Lotus. Like I said, to lazy. I had a feeling some one did already.

I would punch my computer. lol

What would you do if you knew your significant other was going to leave you the next day?
Nov 5, 2012 1:24 PM

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Have my way with her as many times as I possibly could then leave her before she leaves me so I keep some dignity.

What would you do if you woke up with someone in a giant Donny Darko outfit standing at the foot of your bed.

(If you've never seen Donny Darko this is a pic of Frank the bunny)
Nov 5, 2012 4:06 PM

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I would probably be the happiest person ever. I love that movie.

What would you do if you went blind for a week?
Nov 5, 2012 5:35 PM

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listen to a lot of music

what would you do if you heard drumbeats in your head (I hope someone gets the Doctor Who reference)
Dec 21, 2012 8:44 PM

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I'd start banging stuff with my hands in rhythm to the drumbeats so everyone could hear what I heard.

What would you do if you came home to find someone broke into your house and the only thing missing is your computer 0.o?
Dec 22, 2012 2:32 PM

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Hunt...him...down....

What would you do if you became a serial killer?
Dec 22, 2012 5:37 PM

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I'd start to eat cereal out of human skulls like a real man.

What would you do if you went to a wedding and forced yourself to the end just so you could get a piece of the wedding cake and when the time finally came THERE"S NO CAKE 0.0
Dec 28, 2012 8:41 PM

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Tylerxy said:
I'd start to eat cereal out of human skulls like a real man.

I'm too tired to think of one now, but nice pun
Dec 29, 2012 12:43 AM

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Haha thanks lotus
Dec 29, 2012 7:52 AM

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Tylerxy said:
I'd start to eat cereal out of human skulls like a real man.

What would you do if you went to a wedding and forced yourself to the end just so you could get a piece of the wedding cake and when the time finally came THERE"S NO CAKE 0.0


NO CAKE??? There's no way I'll leave without eating my sweet!! Bake me another one NOW!!

What would you do if you were on a long flight and discovered that you sat behind a very obnoxious, energetic and loud kid that wouldn't stop banging the seat, shouting and poking your face?
“In a mad world, only the mad are sane.”Akira Kurosawa
Dec 30, 2012 2:00 AM

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Think about my options. 1, Silp the kid a roofy. 2, Pay the flight attendant to give him an alcoholic beverage. 3. Knock him out myself...

What would you do if someone died and left you a fortune but only if you went through a semester of school crossdressing as the opposite gender. (And yes, this is a Maria Holic reference :D)
Dec 31, 2012 10:28 AM

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Sorry for answering again, but YES YES YES!!! That's one thing I always wanted to do!!! :D That would be awesome! And pay me for that too??? Heck yeah!!! xD haha


What would you do if you returned to your house and found there someone you never knew in your life, who although insisted that knew you so well (with scary details) and to top that everyone from your family acted as they knew the guy too?
“In a mad world, only the mad are sane.”Akira Kurosawa
Dec 31, 2012 11:04 AM

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id pretend like i know em and try to befriend em as much as i could! i mean, i have horrible memory so maybe it was someone i knew. and if my family knows em then they must be cool right? xD

what would you do if you found out you were the only living human left. and everyone else had been replaced with very intelligent robots?





Dec 31, 2012 11:08 AM

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talonbone said:
what would you do if you found out you were the only living human left. and everyone else had been replaced with very intelligent robots?


I'd disguise myself as a robot and infiltrate their headquarters to plot the robot's destruction

What would you do if you had a house party and someone broke your parent's most expensive household item??

Jan 2, 2013 1:21 PM

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I'd try to stick it back with glue. I've srsly done that before once. :P Hey, art is expression.. even in the weirdest of ways.

What would you do if.. you had parked your car in the basement parking of a MALL, which is HUGE though, has 3 floors, and you can't even remember the floor you parked it in, let alone the actual place?
“In a mad world, only the mad are sane.”Akira Kurosawa
Jan 2, 2013 4:51 PM

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this is one i've done before!! well in this area there's so many HUUGE malls it's almost inevitable...usually i just wander around aimlessly, gasping with delight at every car that looked remotely like mine, and then sighing with disappointment when i realized it wasn't...until eventually i find it...except one time i actually got security to drive me around in one of their little golf cart things to help me find it...a tad embarassing :P

what would you do if you were staying at someone's house you don't really know very well, and you bring your toothbrush, and when you go to use it in their bathroom...well let's just say its really pretty nasty in there (another based on experience :P )
Jan 3, 2013 9:53 AM

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use it in the kitchen. :P I can't say the same about other.. needs though.. O.O

What would you do if you were invited over to a friend's place and they had cooked a really nice meal, which was not much of your liking though?
“In a mad world, only the mad are sane.”Akira Kurosawa
Jan 3, 2013 11:20 AM

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get outta my head with using my life experiences!!! hehe jk but srsly another one i've run into MANY times...i love food so much!!! but i do have high standards :P

so i'm pretty nice and just grin and bear it and say "oh my this is so good!! how did you do it??" and...listen to what they say for tips on what not to do ;)...i know, it's wrong hahaha

what would you do if you cutting someone's hair for them, and they sneezed and you end up on accident making a bald spot on the back of their head?
Jan 3, 2013 1:49 PM

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Buzz the rest of it off to make it even or throw a patch on it.

What would you take if you had to go into space alone for an entire year to keep yourself entertained. (Other than food, toiletries, etc., which will be provided.)
Jan 3, 2013 4:06 PM

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an endless supply of weed and beer, and anime :D

what would you do if you found out your other half was an alien?





Jan 8, 2013 1:16 PM

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I'd sell her to perverted Japanese men who were into that sort of weird kinky stuff

What would you do if you found The Fountain of Youth?
Jan 8, 2013 1:40 PM

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i would run away bc:


what would you do if you had to choose between losing a finger, and losing a toe?
Jan 8, 2013 2:35 PM

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Lose the toe, then throw it at whoever was making me make this choice and hope my toenail hits him in the eye and he loses the eye.

What would you do if someone put a gun to your head and made you either bite your fingers off of one hand or get shot?
Feb 24, 2013 1:00 PM

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I'd rather get shot 1 it'd be torture to bite them all off and 2 life with no fingers on one hand would be extremely difficult and living hell so I'd rather take my chances with the bullet lol

What would you do if the prize to a speed game was 1 million dollars and you lost by .1 of a second?
Feb 24, 2013 1:56 PM

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I'll jump out of a window from the 100th floor into a fire.

what will you do if you got taken by aliens and thay mutated you by the science


Feb 25, 2013 10:39 PM

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If I got taken by aliens and they turned me into a mutant, I would take over the alien ship with my new mutant powers. I would then fly the ship back to the alien planet, take over their planet; and hump every female alien in sight.

What would you do if you walked outside of your home and Skittles started raining down from the sky?
Feb 26, 2013 5:45 PM

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Fuck Id grab those big black garbage bags and start collecting them all. Then I'd run down to the hardware store buy a huge roll of plastic lay that over a big open area and after it stopped raining I'd collect everything into barrels. Id then buy candy bags and start putting them in there and selling them on the internet and make alot of cash so I'd not only have a lifetime supply of skittles but also a big pile of money :)

WolfwoodPwns said:
If I got taken by aliens and they turned me into a mutant, I would take over the alien ship with my new mutant powers. I would then fly the ship back to the alien planet, take over their planet; and hump every female alien in sight.

Following this story what would you do if all the aliens were asexual and looked like big blobs of jelly and fat?
Apr 6, 2013 9:43 AM

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If I got to an alien planet and all the aliens were asexual, I would get back in my spaceship and fly home.

What would you do if Willy Wonka was your uncle?
Apr 19, 2013 2:48 PM

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Wolfwould said:
If I got to an alien planet and all the aliens were asexual, I would get back in my spaceship and fly home.

What would you do if Willy Wonka was your uncle?
i would sit around getting fat eating chocolate all day =) what would you do if you had a time machine but only enough fuel to travel once?
Jun 9, 2014 7:24 AM

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I would go back to the time before I use it and use it again

What would you do if a xenomorph wanted to hug you?




Jun 9, 2014 7:31 AM

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hug him back hard and keep it as a pet, <3 xenomorph <3 :P

what would you do if you were abducted by an alien
Jun 9, 2014 7:45 AM

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I would plead them to spare me and take Bill or Ascius instead to experiment on

What would you do if you woke up one day in a different body than yours?




Jun 9, 2014 8:11 AM

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I would examine the private parts first ofcourse, stupid question!? ;)

What would you do if you could use a time machine once, but checking the lottery numbers etc. money involving things would've been forbidden?
Jun 9, 2014 8:25 AM

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There's only one way to go... THE FUTURE!

What would you do if you were trapped in malfunctioning spaceship?

Jun 9, 2014 8:33 AM

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I would throw a last spaceship party of course!

What would you do if you only had one more day to live before the world comes to an end?

I would do it with love Ascius :) I know it would be more easier for you to make alien friends than humans :')




Jun 9, 2014 3:32 PM
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"I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse."
-Karl Pilkington (When asked what he would like to do if the world was going to end).

What would you do if you were permanently banned from MAL and had no way to access it?
Jun 9, 2014 4:02 PM

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Built an UUH page and start competing Xinil on whose gonna get the most users..

What would you do if you were trapped in a deserted island and had to choose between these two?




Jun 9, 2014 5:01 PM
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A easily.

What would you do if you were mermaid B?
Jun 10, 2014 10:43 AM

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Bathe in gasoline and set myself on fire

What would you do if you if you woke up one morning to find you had switched bodies with someone you know?




Jun 10, 2014 3:00 PM
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Depends on the person. Would probably try to figure out how to comfortably live their life and vice-versa.

What would you do if you were only allowed to keep one of your senses (sight, hearing etc.)?
Jun 10, 2014 4:35 PM

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I would make a poll and ask people to vote for the best sense to keep

What would you do if you won the lottery?




Jun 10, 2014 7:37 PM
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I would buy the lottery.

What would you do if I told you I was actually a human being?
Jun 11, 2014 10:42 AM

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I would lambast you making me feel bad with all of the talk about chili genocides :Q

What would you do if I told you I might actually have a signature soon?
Jun 11, 2014 11:55 AM

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Fap very hard to that.

What would you do if all the drinkable water in the world runs out?

Jun 11, 2014 12:08 PM

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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!! ;P

With your boy/girl love fandom, what would you do if the whole world was hermaphrodites? :P
Jun 11, 2014 12:23 PM

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I would transform to snail and do slimy things!



What would you do if you were ghost?
Jun 11, 2014 12:48 PM

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I would haunt Bill and never would rest in peace unless he made this picture true

What would you do if you woke up one day to see Bill actually making this picture reality?




Jun 11, 2014 12:51 PM

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I'd kill myself... it's as simple as that.

What would you do if you weren't here, doing this...
Jun 11, 2014 12:56 PM

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I would be rewatching some yaoi porn I guess? :3

What would you do if I wasnt here doing this? :P




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