What an unfortunate situation. There he was on patrol near konohas border when Shira was jumped by a gnarly looking dude the size of a darn tree. His body was... well there was no way around it, he was as fat as a human could be a still stand on two legs. He carried no visible forehead protector, but from his first strike Shira knew he was Shinobi, and had gotten some distance.
In the fields just outside konohas forest, at its very border, Taihoujin Shira sized up and analyzed his first opponent outside of sparring/training matches. The thrill of being at risk of injury had his heart racing, but his mind was almost as calm as when he strolls around town. His body however was a different matter.. he was shaking, legs weak and a broken rib from being caught by surprise earlyer.
"You really are nasty" He noted with a wild smile, trying to a hold of his nerves enough to move effectively if nescesary.
"Hoho, you have no idea little bugsy! I will squash you!" The fatso replied, and slapped his belly. The slap resulted in a rumble, and Shira knew something was coming.
"Earth element: Mudslide!" He said, more like gargled, as he spewed up a monstrous wave of slimy mud from his mouth.
Shira had a plan of escape in mind, but his inexperience caused him to execute it too late. His feet was caught in the mud, and he could feel the technique stripping away every hint of friction there was between him and the ground. Standing became utterly impossible, and he tumbled to the ground getting covered from head to toe in mud.
As he resurfaced to get mud out of his eyes and get his bearings, his enemy had already made his move. To shiras utter shock, the massive fatso had jumped high into the air. As he came down towards Shira, he roared: "Earth element: Bouldercrash!". As he did, his body turned into what seemed to be solid rock.
There was no reason to hold back and use his short-blade anymore, the only reason he learned how to use it in the first place was becouse his Katana was disqualified from use in the chuunin exam. The sensors said that it was an event for shinobi, and a samurai had no business there.
This was no exam however, he thought, and quickly formed three handseals and grasped the hilt of his katana. He didnt draw it right away however, instead he got ready and waited, waited for the fatso to come just within reach. And when he finally did, he exploded into action, and drew his blade so fast the friction between the sword and its scabbard sent sparks flying. His arms, shoulders and chest seemed to bulk up in muscular mass for just a moment, and he struck with all his collected might.
"Draw-Jutsu: Wolfhammer Technique!"
The fatso smiled at the struggling shinobi. No way in hell was a mere sword going to do anything to his rocky skin, or so he thought.
As the strike connected, an enormous pressure was exerted upon the Fatso. He felt it immediately, the strike was heavyer then even himself in his rocky form. As the steel grinded against his skin, he felt himself get pushed off course by this ordinary-looking katana. In just a second, the fatsos fall had been completely stopped, and Shira now followed through on the strike sending him flying off into one of Konohas trees.
Getting to his feet, Shira could see the fatsos technique had been broken along with his concentration, the mud had been a genjutsu all along. With his feet free, and courage renewed, Shira re-sheathed his blade and prepared for the follow-up.
"H-how is that sword so heavy!? How can you even lift it!?!?" The fatso cried in frustration, pulling out a large iron club seemingly from his butt. Shira really didnt want to know where he really got the club from, but could tell it was dangerous.
"I dont know. Maybe its a genjutsu? maybe its made of a special metal. Maybe im a bloodline user, or.. maybe im just that strong? who knows.. If you live to figure out the trick, maybe youll get to escape to tell someone.." Shira said calmly, using his words to help calm his mind and body aswell. He would have to concentrate for what came next.
"Come at me, and find out!"
The Fatso wasnt hard to aggrevate, and charged in blindly just as shira wanted. He struck quickly for a guy his size, and Shira narrowly dodged the club coming down overhead threatening to crush him. Spinning around, he pulled his shortblade and ran it through the fatsos wrist, pinning his club-hand to the ground before performing another series of 4 handseals. As the Fatso roared in Pain, Shira took hold of his katana and steeled his nerves to end it.
"Fire-Release: Red Lotus!"
As he drew his blade, fire roared from the hilt, enveloping the blade as it emerged. It was only visible for a second, before fire and steel hand in hand vanished into the enemys chest. The crimson glow emerging from the enemys mouth, eyes and seemingly through his skin betrayed what was about to happen. Even Shira himself would agree, this is a most gnarly technique, and he was glad nobody was around to see him do it.
Twisting the blade 90 degrees, the fire exploded in intensity. It tore him apart from the inside, until naked flames spewed from his mouth and every opening in his body. He was dead before he could even register the pain of what was happening, which was Shiras only comfort after having drawn the blade he had so long kept away...
It took him almost a day to return to Konoha with his injuries. As he was admitted into Konohas hospital for the medical nin to handle, he vowed to never again draw the katana on someone unless he had to. The thrill of battle had gotten the better of him, and he hadnt even aquired a single piece of intel from the encounter. Not the mans name, the nature of his abilities, where he came from, his objective, nothing.. apart from the seeming victory, Shira believed he had failed this day.. |