I laughed...
I cried...
I witnessed something that changed my life~
When Uzumikey first bought arcan boots on heroes such as Kunkka, i was in disbelief. I was shocked and dumbfounded. My mouth was open so wide you could have fit three ippo sized in there (no homo).
I tried to lecture him... "but Mudda Ding who in Wenli's name needs that much mana!?!?" But shortly after Uzumikey got a rampage and a Vietcong leapt from under my computer and stabbed me in the belly button. From that day on... i was number 1 Mikey Cult follower.
From that day on... i watched in awe as Uzumikey made quick works of noobs from across the world. Rumors has it he destroyed Rafi "kirito-kun" Saber so bad that kirito-kun fled to epic fantasy battle 4.
In his honor, i have gathered his most moving and refreshing quotes:
"Believe it!~"
"Sasuke-kun~"
"And then the mo-mo-moth-mo-m-MUDDA"
"I won't run away anymore... I won't go back on my word... that's my ninja way!"
"they call me Michael Mudda Ding... the Ding stands for freeloaDING (shoutout to those who carry me in every game of dota i ever played in my whole entire life"
