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This is the eight-hundred-third week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

And that's the plan. Will you help us?

*The girl with short hair and ear-like side flaps looked surprised and confused.*

: I have no clue what you're talking about. Last time your friend ran into me, and now you're acting like we discussed some type of plan!

: I apologize for running into you, you don't need to keep blabbing about it!

: Oh, I don't mind it. I was just explaining what had happened.

: Be careful, as Topaz will get you to do his work and have you discuss the blog so he has to do less.

Curses, one of the reasons that I said that has been found out!

: But of course. I don't see why you have the girls explain. You're just going to have to write it down regardless.

: Wait, then what was the other reason?

Oh, like most things I say it for comedy purposes.

: And like most things it's a swing and a miss. I would say that you'd have the Casey Bat equipped, but that would mean you'd eventually hit.

And that joke would land a critical laugh!

: I doubt that could ever happen, Topaz.

: W-wait, you two are both calling him “Topaz”. Could it be that you're the famous blogger?

Of course! It's not like I'm any poor unit in some Chinese game!

: Well, it's not like you'd play it anyway.

Exactly! But why are you interested in my blog?

*The idol jumps cutely.*

: YES! I have heard of you talking about idols and having them become famous!

: Ah, so my notoriety is already growing. Then again, considering the number of signatures we got last week that is no surprise.

: Who are you?

: Eh? Do you not know the famed Ako Saotome? Topaz even talked about me last week, and I have proof!

*Ako swings her enormous ass, nearly knocking the other idol to the ground if she hadn't avoided it.*

: Careful with that! I don't see how having such a bloated ass meant that you were blogged by Topaz!

: B-BLOATED?! I'll show you that my gigantic ass is sexy and beautiful!

: We can already see as it's not like you have any clothing that could cover it. But in case you didn't know, when Topaz blogs a girl her ass expands.

Well, unless they're a villain but I doubt she is.

: EH?! When did this start?

Quite some time ago, actually.

: B-but I have been up on all Idolmaster girls and I don't remember that happening!

Well, I did most of them a while ago. I can't remember if they have bigger asses or not.

: I bet Zettai loves the thought of Takane's fat ass doubling in size. At least.

True true, but we can't distract him as we have a blog to do. So what do you say? Will you let me talk about you in a trade?

: Most cer-wait, a trade?

Indeed. I want to talk about you, but Ako here wants a chance to perform.

: Great plan, Topaz! I'll be able to perform while she is talked about!

: No doubt an opportunity for Topaz to write even less.

That isn't my plan at all!

: On one hand I would enjoy being blogged, and my fans would enjoy it as well. But they also came to watch me perform!

That is quite a predicament, but I would say to to what benefits us the most.

: Don't try to talk me into it! But how about you begin the blog anyway? Plus I still have some time before I should perform, so I want to hear what you have to say.

In that case, it's time to look at a one in a Million Live girl because...



: That pun seemed forced. See what I mean about your poor batting average?

And yet I continue to step up to the plate! But at least now we'll be able to talk about Tsubasa without skirting around her name.

: I was wondering why you were doing that.

: Indeed, as it's some sort of tradition or something. But now that he'll be talking about you it's time for you to give me your time slot!

: Not yet! He hasn't talked about me at all! I'm sure that there's still a lot more to go!

Of course, and my blog isn't the only place that seems to have room to “grow”.

*He pokes Tsubasa's ass, which is slightly bigger. She blushes and covers her cheeks with her hands.*

: S-stop that. I already feel a little sensitive there.

Sounds sexy.

: It's likely just an effect of her ass becoming bigger, even if it's only slightly larger at the moment.

: I still cannot believe that my bottom would grow ever bigger due to the blog. But if it will give me more fans I will love it!

Same here, as big asses having fans is something that should happen more! And I'm sure my blog will introduce you to more people as well.

: Just like how the anime introduced you to Topaz.

Exactly! Granted I don't have too many readers, but I'm certain that anime girls will appreciate you more!

: I am glad to hear that, as I am always trying to reach further!

I'm sure that you will! Not that you'll reach how impressive another idol Tsubasa is...

: I know. She was a member of S4 for a good amount of time!

Not her. I meant the Symphogear one. She needs a lot more love, and that includes assy love!

: I see... Sounds like Tsubasa is a common name among idols...

Perhaps, but nothing wrong with that! You're still a great girl!

: Plus this isn't Fresh PreCure so we can't just call you “Buki” due to your given name.

True... and that certainly confused me as far as names in that show had. But putting that aside even if it is a great show, how about we get going on Tsubasa's blog?

: Of course! I want to hear you talk about me!

Then let's begin!

*With that Topaz properly starts the blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Tsubasa doesn't have too bad of hair, but she doesn't stand out too much. Her hair color seems to be a sort of blonde, only a little on the orange side. Or maybe it just looks like that to me. I do prefer dark hair, so hers isn't too great there even if it fits her fairly well. Tsubasa also has a short sporty bob cut, which doesn't look too bad even if I do like longer hair more. Her ears are covered cutely, and one of her signature designs are the hair that sticks out at her temples like cat ears. They look cute, and I also like her ahoge on top as well. Overall while Tsubasa doesn't appeal to me too much she does somewhat well with her cute design as far as the tufts of hair go. It's a nice simple look for an active girl like her.
Grade: B

===Eyes===
I will say that Tsubasa has Idolmaster eyes, which means A-1 designs as far as the face and eyes go. Even if A-1 wasn't involved in Million Live. Regardless she does have some pretty nice eyes, especially with the tsurime shape. It is rounded though, giving which takes some appeal from her as her eyes as a whole are more rounded and “cute” rather than looking sexy. Nothing wrong with that of course. Fortunately Tsubasa's eyes are a very nice color which helps out. She has red eyes which stand out well, though occasionally she does look to be more of a purple, but usually red. It's a pretty color that suits her well. Sadly I don't remember if she's worn glasses in the anime, but she does not as far as the many cards were concerned (at least from what I looked at). Overall while Tsubasa doesn't stand out here she still does pretty decently with her stunning red eyes and tsurime.
Grade: B

===Face==
As mentioned before Tsubasa is an Idolmaster character, even if she belongs to a spinoff, and that means she has the A-1 artstyle. Even if they weren't involved. Fortunately for Tsubasa I happen to like that art style, even if she doesn't stand out too much. Still, with a dot nose and cute expressions, as well as a nice cheek and chin shape, she does very well as far as my tastes. I will mention that the anime had a sorta CGI-3D like look to it, even if not exactly. Fortunately I didn't mind even though many people complained. Overall Tsubasa doesn't stand out too much but I still enjoy her face structure and expressions.
Grade: B+

: E-eh?! People disliked the look of my face?! How can that be!

That is very selfish to think. You weren't the only one that got hated on, as it was the anime's art style that was the problem.

: And at least Topaz wasn't caught up in it either.

I like a lot of things, and I wasn't too put off by it either. You look quite cute no matter what the media, be it games or anime or whatever else.

: I am glad to hear you say such praise about my beauty.

: HA! I did far better when it came to my face! As well as my hair!

*Ako flicks her hair in a grand way.*

You do have great hair, Ako...

: Come on, Topaz! You can't be distracted by her, as it's my blog!

Fair fair. But she is right, as I do prefer her head style to yours. The Aikatsu art style, while somewhat similar, I do like very slightly more. She also has longer hair and it's a prettier color.

: B-but I thought you liked my hair sticking out cutely!

*She bows over and shakes her head to make her hair cutely wiggle. However, the camera of course focuses on Tsubasa's fat TUSH-b-ASS-a instead, which was bouncing even more. It seemed like she would be breaking out of her outfit at any time.*

Y-yeah... Your hair.

: Grrr, you aren't looking at me!

: Oh trust me. He's looking, just not at your hair.

: With a broad side that huge I'm surprised that we can look anywhere else...

: Hey-HEY! Stop looking at my huge ass!

But it looks so sexy!

: Well, I do thank you for that. I try hard to-wait, you're suppose to be talking about my hair!

Good point! You do have pretty good hair, but it it's as appealing as say Ako's is.

: See? I knew what I was talking about.

It's for many reasons as well. Her longer length helps, as does the darker color. I do like your ear-like flaps too as they are cute, but you don't do enough to set you ahead of other girls like that.

: I see, so you like longer hair. I suppose that makes sense considering your partners.

That's right, but that doesn't mean you look bad of course! You just need more to appeal to me, and that goes for your eyes as well.

: M-my eyes?

I mean they aren't too bad. The color is really excellent, fitting you well, and the rounded tsurime helps too. You'd just need a bit of a push by wearing glasses.

: Curses, if only I wore them on some sort of card!

Exactly! Or at least in a scene I could remember. I'd say that the problem with your head is more that it doesn't appeal as strong as it could, but you're still quite lovely Tsubasa.

: I suppose that is still a plus, and I'm sure that my fans will appreciate the praise!

: Let's hope they aren't video game critics who think that anything lower than a perfect score means an uprising should happen.

Luckily not enough people read this blog, and those that do wouldn't rise against me. Now, how about we continue onward?

: But of course, as I look forward to hearing more about myself!

*With her permission Topaz continues the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
We actually get measurements for once, and Tsubasa does mostly alright when it comes to them. She's 158 cm tall and 43 kg, and her three sizes are 85-52-82. Sadly that does mean that her chest is slightly larger, but fortunately it doesn't have too big of a lead. While I can't remember if she had any moments in the anime, do know that she has a few cards that show off her body. Tsubasa's best look would probably be in the “Sexy Standby” card, which has her bent over even if she's wearing jeans (and the CV Collection Vol. 2 one makes her look like she has a flat ass). She does have a mostly slender body which doesn't look too bad, and her legs are pretty decent as well. Oh, and her blood type is B. Overall Tsubasa doesn't stand out too much, but having a few nice pictures help her out a fair amount.
Grade: B

===Chest===
Sadly as mentioned before Tsubasa does have a larger chest than ass, which is unfortunate. While 85 doesn't seem too big, and in all fairness she isn't exactly too big, it is still in the upper range for the series (sorta). She's not massive which helps, but she does show off a bit which is unfortunate. It isn't too excessive but overall Tsubasa does about average in this area.
Grade: B-

===Clothes===
Tsubasa is an idol which means that she has a lot of outfits. She does tend to stick with casual or sporty ones, and nothing really sticks out though she does have a lot of short skirts. Tsubasa also has some really nice idol outfits for her performance, and she also has some nice swimwear. The card game also helps out by giving her even more outfits. This includes things such as a cowgil, a school uniform, a cheerleader outfit, a gym uniform though with green/aquamarine buruma, a fisherman's outfit with bandages, waitress, and likely many more than I hadn't seen. Overall the card game helps out, but Tsubasa doesn't stand out too much in this area for me.
Grade: B

*Tsubasa is shocked by her scores.*

: E-EH?! I only did that well?! I should be much higher! Especially now that you've gifted me this enormous ass!

*Tsubasa shakes her ass once again, bending forward after turning around. Her enormous cheeks are shown off this time, as her ass has grown so big her skirt and panties were torn, and she shakes her hips as a result. Her massive cheeks jiggle around in a sexy way, and the only way Topaz could keep from staring was Ririchiyo smacking him.*

: Concentrate idiot!

Oh, my apologies! You just showed off your ass so suddenly.

: Well, I AM trying to encourage you to give me a better score. Do you think that an ass this huge is only “B” rank?!

: Allow me to explain this. You see, Topaz cannot mention non-canon things, which includes how much bigger your ass has become as a result of the blog. Even if it is added to the canon of the blogs.

Exactly! Great explanation.

: Yet again you get one of the girls to explain things...

Eh heh heh~

*Topaz has a sweat drop as he rubs the back of his head.*

But as Ako has said, I can only count canon things that happens in your series. Granted you did have a bit more ass than I expected, even if it wasn't in the anime, but that happens too much sadly...

: Idolmaster isn't the only show like that, as Love Live and Aikatsu are similar.

: Harumph! We were made for young girls so it should be excused! Plus it is not like we're mamocentric...

: Really....

: HEY! Don't pick on the series when it's the fans that ruined poor Aine! HSSSS!

*Ako shows off her cat-features including her fang and cute paws.*

Fair enough. But Tsubasa's main problem is not being too memorable. She just has a sort of average Idolmaster body, or perhaps on the lower end due to having a slightly larger chest.

: Not anymore, even if you sadly are unable to count that...

True. But at least you weren't flaunting your chest like Miki does occasionally. Or at least as far as I can remember, which I suppose is fortunate...

: Perhaps I shouldn't correct you, n-not that I need to. Quick, change the conversation!

: I suppose Topaz still has to talk about your clothing.

: Perfect! What do you think of that?

I said my opinions, but I'll repeat that while your outfits are indeed cool nothing really stood out as far as the anime goes. You do have some nice idol outfits, but you're helped more by the card game.

: E-EH?! I'm not fashionable? Look whose talking!

B-but my video game T-shirts are cool! Then again, I never cared much about fashion and just wore what I felt comfortable in.

: You'll have to realize that not only does Topaz lack any fashion sense he was mainly judging on his fetishy tastes.

: I see... That is unfortunate, but I suppose that I shouldn't be surprised that he lacks any sort of fashion sense...

Exactly! But you still did pretty well everywhere so don't worry too much!

: And that isn't even counting his inability to draw clothing!

Fabric has so many folds and details so I have a lot of perspective problems. But that shouldn't affect Tsubasa's score!

: That is good, I suppose. Then again, I suppose we still have further to go!

But of course, and I'm glad to hear you're so excited for your blog!

: But of course! Even if I haven't done too outstanding I'm sure that I'll have a great finish!

Sounds like you're quite confident, and while I imagine it'll be good let's take a look!

*With that Topaz continues with Tsubasa's blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Tsubasa is a very talented individual, which means she could have been a bad Mary Sue. This is even more indicated by her learning things quickly, but it's more that she is the type who has never had to try but is pushed into something where she's not instantly a genius. She can memorized steps and songs, but actually performing them is where Tsubasa has to improve and she learns that it's not all fun and games. Which surprises her as she wanted to become an idol for the fun and clothing. Her equivalent seems to be Miki from the original Idolm@ster, which both being blonde girls who have to experience more of the world (even if they're lazy) means they have a lot in common. She is competitive but makes friends easily, and likes playing which includes sports. She likes ice cream a lot and her skill seems to be Rock Paper Scissors. She's energetic but not overly hyper either which helps out a fair amount. Tsubasa's VA is Machico who does a pretty good job, though as the only roles of hers I know of are minor I'm not too familiar with her. Overall while she doesn't stand out as much as some other Million Live characters Tsubasa does pretty well and I like the character growth she goes through as well.
Grade: B
:
===Libido==
Tsubasa does alright here, at least as far as I know. She might be more adventurous in the games but I can't be sure. She is naive but also a little flirty, especially with the producer. She also doesn't mind showing off as far as I remember. Overall Tsubasa isn't too bad, but she also doesn't show off too much either which means she does about average here.
Grade: B

===Age===
Tsubasa is surprisingly only fourteen. Not that I expected her too much older, only slightly so like 15-16, but she seems to be a middle school girl still. Then again with certain personality traits she does still seem a little childish. Regardless her birthday is July 30th, which is cool since she's a Leo but sadly not an August one. Overall while there isn't too much to talk about Tsubasa does decently well when it comes to this area.
Grade: B-

Total Grades: 71
Average score: 7.9
Final Grade: B

And with that we complete the blog!

: E-eh?! Already? But I wanted to hear more about me! Besides, you didn't give me enough points!

: It's not like Topaz is just going to add random things to his blog, Tsubasa. He's been doing this for years, and is too stubborn to change.

I like to think of it as “reliable”. Besides, you still have a good score!

: If only just barely! I should be the top idol, especially if you're going to talk about me!

I mean this is just my opinions and you don't suit me as well as others have. But don't think that means I dislike you either! You're a great and entertaining girl.

: Oh ho~ Thank you for the praise~ But you said-

I mean I said you could have been a Mary Sue but even though you are quick to learn you still show some signs of weakness. And I don't mean being unable to fly or poor cooking or something either. You being energetic but not annoying is a delicate line as well. So while you weren't one of the more memorable ones in your series I did enjoy you.

: At least you did say some good things. I'm sure I'll get even more fans!

But of course, as you deserve more love! Like Million Live in general!

: I blame Idolmaster not being as famous as it once was. Even if the recent series have been good.

Time fades away so much. I remember when Touhou was all over, and now it's Vtubers this or gatcha games that.

: Eh? I thought there were Touhou gatcha games...

I'm not surprised, as it has had several. Seiga deserved better than becoming a cow in one too... Having a lot of cute girls helps I imagine.

: Again like with Idolmaster.

Exactly. Unfortunately I haven't played any of the games so I can only go by the anime and knowledge I read online. Sadly it didn't lead me into finding out anything about Tsubasa's libido...

: In case you're wondering... hmmm~ It's pri-vate~

: Darn, I was hoping we'd get some gossip!

: Not at all~ Besides, even if I told you something you couldn't use it. Much like my enormous ass you cannot count non-canon things~

*As if mocking Tsubasa shoved her huge sexy ass towards Topaz, her cheeks being even bigger. The full moon looks amazing as well, as her backside is very bouncy and sexy.*

Curse me not allowing that knowledge to be shown, but I'd rather see your huge ass anyway...

: HEY! Don't get distracted, Topaz!

B-but we've ended the blog! I don't have to do anything but stare at her ass now... Well, I suppose that we still need to talk about her age. I'm not sure why I thought Tsubasa is older than she actually is, but that sort of thing happens sometimes. I'm a poor judge of age it seems.

: Much like with clothing it seems. But as proud of my new gigantic ass I am you can't just stare at it!

Awww....

: I'll show you plenty of mine when we get home! We have bigger things to deal with!

I mean your ass is an even bigger deal too...

*Ririchiyo blushes.*

: I-I don't mean that!

: That's right! I still need a chance to perform!

: Good luck with that~

W-wait, I thought you were going to give up your time to Ako in exchange for the blog!

: HA! I tricked you into doing my blog anyway! I never agreed to that.

N-no... And I can't un-blog you!

: I am a fair girl though, so let me play you in a game! Rock Paper Scissors!

*Ako, Topaz, and Riri are surprised when they see the hallway around them pull away and reveal a game show-like stage.*

: What the cat's going on?!

I don't know, but if she's planning on gaining our powers via Janken I will only disappoint her!

: Because your power is missing, or because your power is disappointment? It's not the latter, as you're always strangely positive.

As I should be, I get to talk about beautiful girls all the time!

: Considering I'm the latest one blogged I take that as a compliment for me!

*Tsubasa then comes out in a suit, holding a microphone as was once common in game shows.*

: I'm sure you know all about this game, but I'll face you in rock paper scissors. If you manage even one win I'll allow Ako to take my place. Any questions?

: I'm still trying to figure out how you got this game show stage here...

Personally we should do Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock instead. That way there would be more outcomes and less ties.

: Great plan, so let's begin with you Ako... One Two... SHOOT!

: EH ER AH!

*Ako throws Rock, which Tsubasa beats with a Spock.*

: Ah ha! It looks like I've won this time!

: I didn't even know what's going on-HISS!

: Just be glad you aren't being in capsules or falling into a pit for failing.

: Good thing indeed, because you're up next!

: Of course! (and now that I doubt you'll guess I'll throw rock right after Ako did.*

*Riri throws Rock, only to have Tsubasa cover it with Paper.*

: N-no... It can't be!

: It looks like I could tell what Rock you're cooking! Now it's all up to Topaz!

: You had better not screw this up! My performance is at stake!

Mmm, steak.

: We're doomed.

Don't worry. I have a plan! Though if I tell it to you it won't work.

: Go on and tell me then.

I'm certainly not saying it with you hearing! But let's go... Rock...

: Paper....

Scissors....

: Lizard...

Spock....

Both: SHOOT!

*Topaz throws out rock... only to be beaten by Tsubasa's paper again. She jumps while excited and throwing victory signs.*

: Whoo! It looks like it's my victory!

: Why did you have to throw Rock AGAIN?!

But I like the predictable rock, as nothing can beat it!

: We've lost every match, Topaz!

It's not my fault we walked into so many super effective hits! Nerf Paper and Spock!

: You may think that, but it looks like our time together is over...

*The hallway returns as the characters are surprised again, and we return to how it looked before.*

: Is no one going to mention how bizarre that little side thing was?

I think we have more pressing things...

: This is all your fault, Topaz!

I know....

*Topaz's words may seem disappointing, but he seemed happy about it. He also continued to stare at Tsubasa's ass as she barely fit into the door of her dressing room.*

: And stop staring at her ass!

: What can I say? I was born to have admirers~ But I'm closing the door to get ready...

*She closes the door to get dressed... However, soon a loud ripping sound is heard.*

RRIIIPPP

: OH NO!

: What's going on!

*Tsubasa runs out, holding her torn idol outfit.*

: I can't believe it, but because my ass is so huge I can't fit into my outfit any more!

If only you were like Aikatsu and the clothes were in cards that will fit your body automatically...

: W-wait...

: Was your plan to make me assy, so that I couldn't perform and give Ako the opportunity?

Not immediately, but it was fairly easy to guess...

: W-wait, did you throw the battle?

Of course, as it was funny. Tsubasa may have won the battle, but her ass won the war. On pants. Man... that's an old Strike Witches reference and I miss when it was assy...

: We all do, especially Zettai.

: B-but what can I do? I've got to find someone to fill my time!

: Ahem! Luckily you have an idol like me. Let's go to the boss and tell them I'll be performing!

*Ako looks proud, but once they confront the boss she looks like she has the wind knocked out of her.*

: W-what do you mean the time slot was already filled?!

Boss: I mean what I said.

: B-but I didn't even say why she needed to fill in! How could you have known that you'd need a replacement.

Boss: Perhaps you didn't realize what happened...

*A nearby monitor flips on, and all the time slots are filled in by a single name.*

: B-but I'm not even on here now! What has happened?!

Either this company is like a bad cable company, or something is going on here to disrupt things and make Ako unable to perform!

Boss: But of course! That pseudo-catgirl will never perform at all!

: And who is this Hinaki Shinjou?

: W-wait, that sounds familiar...

*A girl emerges from the shadows.*

: Surprised that the Aikatsu girl didn't recognize me-

I mean I barely recognize you! And not because it's been a long time, though that's a factor too.

Boss: It seems you often forget certain characters, even if they're leads... *sigh*

: It may be too late his week, but next time I'll take care of you! (my friends are at stake, much like my boss's...)

It sounds like we have a girl for next time, so be sure to come back!

*With next week's girl being introduced, Topaz ends this week's blog.*