Akibakei Kanojo

Akiba Girls is a funny ero-anime story about a guy who is obsessed with Bishoujo Games and Anime in general. He seems not to be able to separate the two until he joins the Otaku club as his university. While waiting for the president of the club to come to the club's meeting place, he meets one the club's cosplaying members and away he goes on his adventure meeting up with a virgin h-game seiyuu, his two step-sisters, and woman that reminds him of a character from his favorite anime. While not long on plot, it was a funny way to kill an hour with ... a fluffy ero-anime title instead of the abusive titles of it's type we normally see . . . .

This is nothing more than average hentai. The plot makes no sense, at least for what little plot there is. So it's really like watching random hentai clips, but with the same guy. That's fine, I guess, but that's why it's just average.

The sex scenes are good, though all the girls have a similar look and body type (check out the cover photo to see examples), and their personalities seem nearly identical as well. They are all horny, not really shy, not really kinky, and right to the point. All of it is very tame, meaning no rape, no blood/virgins, not even any anal. Though ... there is incest with his sister, but the only thing different with her from the other characters is that she calls him brother.

Mostly how it goes is that the guy basically comes in contact with different women, has a short conversation that attempts to give explanation about who the woman is and why she is there, and then the woman seems to realize she's horny and quickly seduces him in about 3 sentences.

The way they try to loosely connect the characters (rather than letting it just be random, stand-alone strangers) makes it seem like you're missing something, like there's some back-story they forgot to let you in on. It's like I missed an episode, but I didn't.

If you like the look of the girls, then you'll probably be satisfied with this as a mindless hentai, unless you were looking for some plot and personality to go with it.

Seems I'm new to reviewing Hentai Titles, I'm just going to quickly tell you how I do things before I get started with the reviews. Now with me, hentai I find pointless trying to review each category of how the story was (if there is even one), then art and so on. Its pointless, hentai doesn't really go all into that, its about the experience as a whole so with Hentai reviews I'm just going to rate the overall Experience. Now onto the review:

Akiba Girls could have been a quirky, tongue-in-cheek look at the hentai industry. After all, one female character leads into a sex ... scene with the actual premise that she needs practice for her next job as, yes, a hentai voice actress. If that isn't self-referential, I don't know what is.

Sadly, apart from that particular set of lines, Akiba Girls is otherwise a dull, unoriginal show with mediocre sex scenes that often highlight just what I find to be wrong about hentai anime in general.

For starters, most of the girls are saddled with breasts that do not match their body types. This is one of the things that annoys me the most in American pornography, and the transition to Japanese cartoons has not changed this for me. Maybe it's because I'm just a guy who really likes boobs. Either way, fake boobs irk me, and the boobs on the Akiba Girls are as fake as they get.

The same could be said for the plot. We are expected to believe that Nikita (who's pretty good-looking for an utter geek) is supposed to go from unpopular to sex machine overnight. Uh huh, sure. It's pretty silly to begin with, but when his adopted sisters start professing their undying love lust for him, that's when things get utterly ridiculous.

Since I already commented on the fake-looking breasts, I should be fair and criticize the rest of the animation, which is really rather lousy and doesn't work well with the standard hentai-game art style being used here. We also have another hentai cliche I really don't understand -- the fire-hose penis. Now, it is scientifically proven that the average ejaculation only measures about two or so tablespoons -- not much on the grand scheme of things, but certainly more than enough to do what is intended. In hentai anime, this figure magically rises to gallons, and Nikita apparently can get spray on a girl's face during an internal release. This guy is a one-man bukkake team, and it isn't arousing so much as headshakingly stupid.

I never liked bukkake anyway, but that's another peeve for another time.

Plus there's the whole "adopted sister" angle, which is just a goofy, poorly executed, and overdone ripoff of the whole Marmalade Boy idea.

While the sex is consensual and there aren't any naughty tentacles or magic rope tricks, Akiba Girls is kinda like combining the tired cliches of mainstream Japanese porn with the fake boobs of mainstream American porn.

I guess if you're desperate for animated sex and don't like the darker stuff, this might work for you, but there is a plethora of better titles out there.

It's not quite the bottom of the barrel, but finding better hentai than this isn't hard.